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15 Things You Say To Your Roommates Before Going Out

Pizza or Chinese when we get home?

Carly Polay

Jan 19, 2017

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15 Things You Say To Your Roommates Before Going Out

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The semester is officially in full swing. Of course, we all can't wait to learn new things in our classes *sarcasm*, but we seriously cannot wait to go back out and thrive with our favorite people ever. Whether it is a Thursday, Friday, or even Tuesday night, we all say these things to the only people who won't judge us...our roommates.

1. "What kind of night are we going to have?"

2. "Where's that bodysuit you wore last time? Actually, can I wear your jeans too?"

3. "Can you get the uber tonight? I'll venmo you!"

4. "Do you think ____ is going to be there?" Insert name of boy you either hate or love

5. "Ok make sure I don't talk to _____. "

6. "Last shot, I swear."

7. "You're too good for him. You look hot and he's going to hate himself."

8. "Wait, we didn't get the uber yet?"

9. "Can we take a cute picture? I want to have a cute Insta."

10. "We should Snapchat him. Just send a mass snap to everyone."

11. "Put on my pregame playlist. I have good throwbacks!"

12. "Cmon, take this shot with me"

13. "Is the back of my hair straight?"

14. "OMG what are we going to drunk order when we get back? Chinese or pizza?"

15. "Let's try to stay together tonight, unlike last weekend."

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Pizza or Chinese when we get home?

1. "What kind of night are we going to have?"

2. "Where's that bodysuit you wore last time? Actually, can I wear your jeans too?"

3. "Can you get the uber tonight? I'll venmo you!"

4. "Do you think ____ is going to be there?" *Insert name of boy you either hate or love*

5. "Ok make sure I don't talk to _____. "

6. "Last shot, I swear."

7. "You're too good for him. You look hot and he's going to hate himself."

8. "Wait, we didn't get the uber yet?"

9. "Can we take a cute picture? I want to have a cute Insta."

10. "We should Snapchat him. Just send a mass snap to everyone."

11. "Put on my pregame playlist. I have good throwbacks!"

12. "Cmon, take this shot with me"

13. "Is the back of my hair straight?"

14. "OMG what are we going to drunk order when we get back? Chinese or pizza?"

15. "Let's try to stay together tonight, unlike last weekend."

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College athletes, it's time we talk about sports hygiene.

1. It's just the basics.

2. Just an easy tip.

3. As a college student, I get it.

4. Time to be real.

5. Shower right after.

6. Another get real moment.

7. Take home your clothes.

8. Be nice!

9. Disinfect!

10. Just keep up with yourself.

What would I do without my mom?

1. “Good luck today! I believe in you and always will.”

2. “Everything will be OK.”

3. “Do you want to come home for the weekend?”

4. “Don’t stress! Stress causes pimples and we don’t want that!”

5. “Look out for a care package coming in the mail.”

6. “You are so bright; I know you can get through this."

7. “Take a break and relax for a little, you’ve been working so hard.”

8. “Go out with your friends, have some fun. Use your card, I will refill it.”

9. “Take a deep breath.”

10. “Everything will work out the way it's supposed to.”

11. "I love you."

She's got your back with everything that college throws at you.

1. Doctor.

2. Nutritionist.

3. Personal trainer.

4. Tutor.

5. Stylist.

6. Babysitter.

7. Therapist.

Just some relatable college student advice! Yes, you aren’t the only one!

1. Don’t buy Textbooks the first week of class.

2. Ratemyprofessor.com! PLEASE use it!

3. Don’t wear your lanyard or ID around your neck, it makes it obvious for everyone to know you’re a freshman.

4. Always bring a charger or headphones wherever you go.

5. Don’t miss out on the free food on campus.

6. You don’t always need to dress up…Trust Me!

7. Get More Involved!

8. Don’t feel pressured to hook-up with anyone.

9. The Freshman 15 is REAL! Don’t brush it off!

10. It’s OK to say NO!

11. Drinking / Partying doesn’t equal popularity.

12. Try to spend less time in your dorm.

13. It’s OK to change your major!

14. Always take an Uber or Lyft!

15. Never go to a party alone!

16. Start your resume early.

17. Keep your door open when in your room.

18. Get to know your professors.

19. You don’t really need an unlimited meal plan.

20. Procrastinate = LATE!

21. If you need to…sleep!

22. It’s also OK to say ‘no’ to going out all the time!

23. Take advantage of the free stuff on campus!

24. Not everyone in college drinks.

25. Community bathrooms aren’t THAT bad.

26. Please get along with your roommate.

27. Spotify/Apple Music Playlists!

28. Please clean your room frequently!

29. Please Go to Class….You’re paying for it!

4. "Do you think ____ is going to be there?" Insert name of boy you either hate or love

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