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15 Better Options For President Than Donald Trump

Because if he can do it, anyone can!

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15 Better Options For President Than Donald Trump
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I don't mean to get all political up in here, but let's face it, the first month of Donald Trump's presidency has not gone smoothly. But if there's one thing that he's taught us, it's that anyone, and no really, we mean anyone, can be president. So here's a list of some people and things that I think definitely belong in the Oval Office.

1. Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump

2. Jimmy Fallon

3. Michael Scott

4. This cute puppy

Hear that? That's the sound of no war. All is right in our country thanks to President Puppy.

5. Tom Hanks

6. That one cashier at the grocery store who is always smiling and always tells you to have a good day and bags your groceries really nicely

7. Doodlebob

8. A mop

9. Morgan Freeman

He would deliver the most soothing speeches ever. His State of the Unions could be five hours long and no one would complain.

10. Beyoncé

Seriously, can she run in 2020? Because let's face it, she would be the greatest and Jay-Z would be an awesome first man.

11. A sandwich

12. Bernie Sanders

Ah yes, Bernie Sanders. Also known as the Grandpa of America. Also known as the One That Got Away. We miss you, Bernie.

13. Oprah Winfrey

14. That cat that got elected mayor of a town in Alaska

15. Literally anyone. That's how low the bar is right now.

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