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15 Things That Suck About Being Female

The plight of the 21st century female.

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Sure, being a girl looks glamorous, but take it from me, it's not all its cracked up to be. Here are 15 things every girl can commiserate about. If you don't agree, you may want to reevaluate your idea of things that suck.

1. PMS mood swings

On top of bleeding for a straight week, the universe decided to also add unbearable cramps, mood swings, and crazy cravings to our plight.

2. The unavoidable hair in the shower drain, sink drain, basically any surface in the bathroom

With the amount of hair we shed in the bathroom, it is a wonder we still have any on our heads.

3. Boob jiggle

Calm our tits? Sorry but those bad boys have minds of their own.

4. Bathing Suit Shopping

Real talk, why are tops and bottoms sold separately?

5. Blowjobs

Lockjaw ain't no joke people.

6. Being slut shamed

Just because I get more comfortable with my sexuality than you doesn't make me a slut.

7. Hair ties

Need I say more?

8. Wearing heels

They may look cute, but seriously, who invented these feet torture chambers?

9. Cold toilet seats

What are those things made of? Ice? Asking for a friend's bum.

10. Shaving

It's just so much effort and you have to do it all the time. Why couldn't we all just be hairless?

11. Shopping for Jeans

I vote we boycott jeans and implement a leggings only rule? Who's with me?

12. Waxing

Rip out all my hairs at once? Sounds like a splendid time, I want to do it every single month for ever and ever.

13. Makeup

Having to do and redo your eyeliner in the morning is enough to make anyone mad. Can I get a manual on this? There has to be a simpler way to wing eyeliner.

14. Choosing the right Instagram filter/ caption

"Should I use XX Pro or Valencia? I wanna look tan"

15. Walks of shame

The pinnacle of being female, walking out of a gentleman's house at 7 am in last night's vodka stained dress and make up (that took you 45 minutes to apply) smeared all across your face.

Now I know I've complained a lot, but being a girl sure beats the heck out of being a stupid boy. Can I get an Amen?

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