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15 Things I'd Rather Do Than Vote For Donald Trump

He is just that bad.

Rachel Kaufman
Aug 15, 2016
Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
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15 Things I'd Rather Do Than Vote For Donald Trump
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1. Swim in a bath full of cockroaches

If this doesn't make you cringe, I don't know what will.

2. Go skinny dipping in the Arctic Ocean

Hypothermia much?

3. Cuddle with a Lion

A surefire way to become it's next meal.

4. Make snow angels in Pig sh*t

I bet it smells like flowers.

5. Marry Kim Jung-un

Who could resist those eyes...

6. Become a sister wife

I think 4 is enough.

7. Cancel my Netflix subscription

Sorry but my subscription is doctor prescribed.

8. Delete Pokemon Go

I would have walked 5 miles all over town for nothing.

9. Quit Caffeine

Yeah... no.

10. Move to North Korea

I'm not sure about the beach parties...

11. Jump out of an airplane with no parachute

It's a death sentence.

12. Kiss a Great White Shark

Talk about getting your face bitten off.

13. Run a meth lab

Only Walter White can pull this one off.

14. Only eat banana Laffy Taffy for the rest of my life

Everyone knows it's the worst flavor.

15. Vote for Hilary Clinton

Because no candidate is as awful as Donald Trump.

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