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15 Things I'd Rather Do Than Vote For Donald Trump

He is just that bad.

Rachel Kaufman

Aug 15, 2016

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15 Things I'd Rather Do Than Vote For Donald Trump

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1. Swim in a bath full of cockroaches

If this doesn't make you cringe, I don't know what will.

2. Go skinny dipping in the Arctic Ocean

Hypothermia much?

3. Cuddle with a Lion

A surefire way to become it's next meal.

4. Make snow angels in Pig sh*t

I bet it smells like flowers.

5. Marry Kim Jung-un

Who could resist those eyes...

6. Become a sister wife

I think 4 is enough.

7. Cancel my Netflix subscription

Sorry but my subscription is doctor prescribed.

8. Delete Pokemon Go

I would have walked 5 miles all over town for nothing.

9. Quit Caffeine

Yeah... no.

10. Move to North Korea

I'm not sure about the beach parties...

11. Jump out of an airplane with no parachute

It's a death sentence.

12. Kiss a Great White Shark

Talk about getting your face bitten off.

13. Run a meth lab

Only Walter White can pull this one off.

14. Only eat banana Laffy Taffy for the rest of my life

Everyone knows it's the worst flavor.

15. Vote for Hilary Clinton

Because no candidate is as awful as Donald Trump.

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15 Things I'd Rather Do Than Vote For Donald Trump

He is just that bad.

1. Swim in a bath full of cockroaches

2. Go skinny dipping in the Arctic Ocean

3. Cuddle with a Lion

4. Make snow angels in Pig sh*t

5. Marry Kim Jung-un

6. Become a sister wife

7. Cancel my Netflix subscription

8. Delete Pokemon Go

9. Quit Caffeine

10. Move to North Korea

11. Jump out of an airplane with no parachute

12. Kiss a Great White Shark

13. Run a meth lab

14. Only eat banana Laffy Taffy for the rest of my life

15. Vote for Hilary Clinton

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For better or for worse

1. Pets

2. Mornings

3. Mistakes

4. Cooking for yourself

5. Hosting

6. Taking care of yourself

7. Holidays

8. Roommates

9. Keeping focused and getting stuff done

10. Cleaning

11. Social life

No, really. I'm not mad. Just hungry.

1. You’re tired of people asking you if you know what “RBF” stands for every time you zone out.

2. You’re constantly using the excuse, “I’m just tired” when people ask you if you’re mad.

3. Or “I’m just thinking.”

4. In fact, you’re rarely ever actually mad.

5. But when you are, people usually can’t tell.

6. You find other people with RBF’s and have to convince yourself that you don’t look like them.

7. You constantly remind yourself, “At least I’m not a psycho.”

Some of your best ideas come through boredom.

1. If the professor is late by one minute, I'm leaving.

2. Oh crap, that's due TODAY?!

3. Can I nap in here?

4. I wonder what they're serving at the cafeteria.

5. How much does my teacher even get paid?

6. How much will I get paid?

7. This is the longest 50 minutes of my life.

8. Maybe if I call mom, she'll give me money.

9. How much do street performers make anyway?

10. Why am I here? I could be a street performer by now.

11. Oh right, I'm not talented.

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because none of us actually do have it all together

1. Making yourself dinner

2. Wearing real clothes to class

3. Steering clear of procrastination

4. Doing your laundry

5. Keeping your notes organized

6. Cleaning your room

7. Going to the gym

8. Actually doing well in school

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