1. The rage you get when someone questions the legitimacy of your sport
IT'S A SPORT OKAY
2. The weird looks you get from strangers when you landrill in public
I promise this isn't some satanic ritual
3. Watching the really good teams at big meets and wondering how the lifts they do work
Are you guys wizards?
4. Your eyes burning after countless swims of your routine without goggles
Your eyes would be so red afterwards.
5. Accepting that you will probably never get a flattering mid-performance photo
It's just so hard to breathe and smile at the same time
6. The suspense leading up to your coach telling you what that year's theme would be
Please please please let it be good music
7. The feeling of hot Knox dripping down your face
You knew it was going to happen, but you still always hated it
8. No matter how many showers you take, you are still picking Knox out of your hair after meets
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE
9. Your headpiece never had enough bobby pins by your coach's standard
How can I need more, I already have a whole package???
10. Trying to put your team cap over your already Knoxed hair
Well, there goes that cap
11. Putting on your super tight routine suit
Thank goodness I only have to wear this for 3 minutes
12. That awful feeling when your favorite noseclip breaks
This was the only one that worked right!!!
13. Or when your noseclip falls off in the middle of a performance
Try to discreetly sneak another one on
14. Your suit collection is 90% black suits for figures
You can never have too many black suits
15. You may not have participated in a "traditional" sport, but there was nothing else you could have imagined spending hours doing
I made some of the best memories of my life through this sport and I am forever grateful