1. What the f@!* happened last night?
2. Should I Insta this?
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3. Wanna get breakfast?
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4. We should do laundry today (never does it)
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5. Ummm how did we get home?
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6. Gym today? (never goes)
7. Who is that and how did he get in this picture?
8. Holy shit. I have so much work to do today
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