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15 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Great

Jokes don't have to be good to be funny.

Alexis Anderson

Nov 28, 2016

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15 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Great

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Good jokes are hard to find. Fortunately, jokes don't have to be good to be funny. In fact, the mere stupidity of most jokes is what makes them so amusing. Here are just a few of the worst jokes that make the best jokes I know.

1. I know a good knock-knock joke, you start

You: Knock-knock

Me: Who's there?

You: *confused*

2. Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo'drizzle

3. Why are giraffes always late?

They get stuck in giraffic

4. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The P is silent

5. Knock-knock?

You: Who's there?

Me: Europe

You: Europe who?

Me: No, you're a poo!

6. Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell in the mud

7. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef

8. If you're an American out of the bathroom, what are you in the bathroom?

European

9. What did the buffalo say to his child?

Bi-son

10. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick

11. Why did the bear dissolve in water?

He was polar

12. Why didn't the astronaut land on the moon?

Because it was full

13. If fruit comes from a fruit tree where does chicken come from?

Poul-tree

14. Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the dumb guy's house

(Followed by...)

15. Knock knock?

You: Who's there?

Me: The chicken

So maybe some of these jokes aren't your style. Maybe they aren't your friends' style either. But I can at least guarantee you'll enjoy laughing at the stupidity of each of them, and the fact that dads generally have the worst sense of humor. If you can't laugh with them, you can at least laugh at them. I’m sure they won’t mind, they certainly won’t notice the difference.

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Jokes don't have to be good to be funny.

1. I know a good knock-knock joke, you start

2. Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

3. Why are giraffes always late?

4. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

5. Knock-knock?

6. Wanna hear a dirty joke?

7. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

8. If you're an American out of the bathroom, what are you in the bathroom?

9. What did the buffalo say to his child?

10. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

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14. Why did the chicken cross the road?

15. Knock knock?

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All names should be "unisex names."

1. Communicating via email can be awkward.

2. Appointments usually accompany weird looks.

3. Introducing yourself to someone is never without a hitch.

4. You’ve probably thought about changing your name.

5. You’re often asked why you have the name you do.

6. You get excited when you meet someone of your gender with your name.

7. You feel awkward when you meet someone of the opposite gender with your name.

8. You’ve had someone say to you, “I knew a [your name], but they were [your opposite gender].”

9. You’ve heard a bad joke/pick-up line or two about your name before.

10. People are surprised when they see you.

11. You’re extra sensitive to other unique or unisex names.

12. You’ve fought with your parents about it.

13. All things considered, you’re happy your name makes you unique.

You know that all of these things apply to you. You'll just never tell.

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1. At least I can't lose you in a crowd!

2. Oh my goodness your skin is like glow-in-the-dark.

3. Can't you just get fake tan?

4. Do you tan or just burn?

5. Your kids are going to look like Casper the Friendly Ghost!

6. *holds arm against your arm* Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. *holds pale arm against another pale arm* Aw, at least you're darker than her!

8. I laid out by the pool almost every day over break!

9. I haven't used sunscreen since I was, like, five.

10. *adjusts selfie lighting to their face* Oops, where'd you go??

11. *after working out* Your face is SO red!

12. *wears white* Look! You're all one color!

13. You need to get some sun.

14. Aren't you excited for summer?

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1. Child prodigies:

2. Hearing other musicians in the practice room next door and accepting that you will never be as talented as them:

3. That anxiety that takes over before every performance:

4. Taking a million 0 credit classes:

5. When there's a paper due the next day, but you have to attend yet another concert in order to pass a 0 credit class:

6. When your friends try to encourage you after a performance, even though you are criticizing everything in your mind:

7. Knowing that there's always that one professor during juries:

8. The oh-so-attractive band/choir uniforms:

9. Realizing that a college campus is maybe not the best atmosphere to finish your latest composition:

10. Hearing "Oh, you sing opera? I LOVE Phantom of the Opera!" for the hundredth time:

11. When people think finals week is a breeze for you.

12. When you're drowning in the stress that comes with 18+ credits (and not to mention all those 0 credit classes) and people ask you how you are:

13. When it all comes down to it, though, you know that at the end of the day, music is your passion:

Because you need it in your life.

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6. holds arm against your arm Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. holds pale arm against another pale arm Aw, at least you're darker than her!

10. adjusts selfie lighting to their face Oops, where'd you go??

11. after working out Your face is SO red!

12. wears white Look! You're all one color!