This article is for the very special part of the population that spends their free time chasing a tiny white ball through vast areas of green grass, lined with trees, sand, weeds, and other aspects of nature. A very small portion of our population plays this game, right around 25 million (according to
That being said, it is also known that there are MANY struggles involved with being special and deciding to play golf. In order to save the entire day, I'm only going to list 15 of them for you to relate to (keep the tissues nearby).
1.
Let's face it, how many of us are excited to wake up and play golf at 6 am? Unless you're a rare morning person. Oh, and let's not forget that most of the time tournaments are on the weekends.
2. Tan Lines
We all enjoy having that summer sun shining down on us during a four hour round of golf, until we take our glove or our socks off. Wearing sandals during golf season and your feet are as white as your
3. Calluses
We all know the pain of the first month of returning to golf: getting your calluses back. Eventually they become
4. Prices of Clothes
I know that I have a
5. (Females only) It Is A "Man's Sport"
Walk onto any golf course and I guarantee that you will see that most of the people there are men. Go into any pro shop or store that sells clothes and
6. Finding Tees All Over The Place
When I was living at home, my mom always used to complain that she was finding tees or ball markers in the washer. My sister complained that they were always all around the bathroom. My dad complained that they were all over in my car. Needless to say, watch your step when you're living with a golfer. My roommate that I live with in college is also a golfer and my poor boyfriend has to watch his every step. If you think stepping on a Lego is painful, you clearly haven't stepped on a
7. People Don't View It As A Sport
This just makes me chuckle because I would love for someone to come and spend the week with me, as a college golfer. Remember, there are contact sports and non contact sports.
Golf may not be a contact sport, but it requires hard work, not just physically, but mentally. My boyfriend never realized how much work it is until he had to try it himself. He played football and said "This a hard sport and I never could do it, I don't know how you can." So, please, come spend some time with me
8. Deciding Whether To Finish Or Not
We all know that putts that are anywhere from three to five feet are supposed to be quick, tap ins. But when someone asks if you'd like to finish it, the pressure is on. Your brain tells you that you should make it. But now if you miss it you look like a fool. When you miss the putt, your inner Happy Gilmore comes out and you fight everything inside you to not throw it out of bounds.
9. Trying Not To Talk To Your Ball
We are all guilty of telling our ball to sit or bite or roll out. But we are all also guilty of calling our ball nasty names, such as things I am not going to mention in this article. We all try to understand and be our ball, but we fail. Because our golf ball has a mind of
10. No Matter How Much You Practice, You Can Still Play Terribly One Day
Hours and hours a week, and you can still come to your tournament and shoot 110. It is an extremely frustrating game. There is no perfect in the game and there is always something you can do to be better. Unless you shoot a 52 for an 18 hole round, eagling every par 5, and birding the rest, there is always room for improvement. Unfortunately, there is no such thing as perfect.
11. Trees, Water, Or Any Other Aspect Of Nature
If you are having a bad round and you just can't hit a tee shot straight to save your life, then you are going to hate every part of nature that is on the golf course. Anything that is something that can get you into trouble you want to cut down and burn. Unless, of course, the dog from Traveler's Insurance is in the woods, waiting to bring your ball out of the out of bounds area and place it nicely on the fairway.
Let's not forget about bugs and animals either. I am somewhat allergic to mosquitoes and whenever I get bit by one, the area burns and whatever it is around becomes numb. Once, I was
12. You Play Through Every Type Of Weather
Whether it is rain or shine, snow or sleet, hail or fog, you play through everything. Unless there is lightening, because playing a sport in a wide open space with a metal club with lightening isn't quite the safest idea. My
13. Trying To Not Swear The Entire Round
Golf will bring out your inner sailor, even on the good rounds. Say you have a 30 foot putt in front of you and you have the line and speed right. Your first instinct is to shout: "It's in the hole!"
But then, all of a sudden, it takes the slightest move to the right and it just
Usually in this situation, my go to word is "bastard". Because what better word is there to describe this situation than that? Everyone has their lingo that our parents wouldn't be proud to hear.
We try to come up with other words that aren't swear
14. When Other People Take Forever To Hit The Ball
This may only be an issue to some, but for me, this drives me absolutely crazy. One time, I played with a girl who took a solid two minutes every time she addressed the ball to make her shot. For me, I may not be the best
15. Fighting The Urge To Quit Every Time You Have A Bad Round
I am not sure you truly play golf if you haven't debated quitting golf halfway through a terrible round. Every missed putt, sliced drive, or topped iron shot, is one step closer to a temper tantrum.
All of these struggles aside, the game is a rewarding one (at times). I hope the game grows and more people learn the craft that we call golf. I love playing it, even at the moments when I have to convince myself that I am there to have fun.