15 Struggles Theatre Majors Know Too Well | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

15 Struggles Theatre Majors Know Too Well

And... Scene!

9
15 Struggles Theatre Majors Know Too Well
Letusnerd.com

If you have ever met a theatre major you have probably noticed that we are a unique group of people. We are loud, boisterous, competitive, creative, emotional, and we take up the whole room no matter what we are doing. If you see us around campus we are probably singing, dancing, or rolling around on the floor for reasons that only make sense to other theatre majors. We can sometimes be seen talking to walls, having aggressive arguments in public that later end in hugs, and doing tongue twisters that sound physically impossible. It might look like our lives are all fun and games, and that our classes are easy. But oh how wrong you are, my friend. From one proud theatre major, here are 15 struggles that theatre majors know all too well:

1. Auditions

There is nothing that strikes fear into a theatre major's heart faster than that word. It's pretty nerve-wracking when you only get 45 seconds to convince a room full of strangers that you are the ideal person for their show.

2. Vocal Health

Theatre majors are obsessed with vocal health! We always have bags of tea, bottles of honey, or throat spray. We will do anything to protect our voices. As a result, if you happen to see a theatre major indicate that they are on vocal rest by tapping their throats or writing out an explanation for you in a notebook, please respect that. It will mean the world to us.

3. Clear Skin for Shows

It never fails. After a lack of sleep, a diet of coffee and pizza, and layers and layers of makeup for days on end, it never fails that you look in the mirror on opening night and you've broken out all over your face. Every. Single. Time.

4. Lines

WE NEVER STOP MEMORIZING!!!! Off-book day will be here before we know it!

5. Dating non-performers

Sometimes it can be difficult to explain the way our lives work to those who have never been involved in performances like ours. Sometimes we have to kiss other people or dress in a way that makes our significant others uncomfortable in front of audiences of hundreds. The concept that "it's my character! Not me!" can sometimes be difficult to explain to others. To those boyfriends and girlfriends who do their best to understand, we thank you.

6. Theatre vs. Theater

It's not that hard people! TheatRE is the art. TheatER is the building!!!

7. You notice the actors in the wings

When watching live performances we are always acutely aware that there are actors in the wings. We see you chugging that to-go cup of hot tea, and we know how you feel.

8. The Name of the Scottish play.

Inside the theater or not, we simply do not say the word "Macbeth." It's just too risky.

9. When people say "Good Luck!"

We flinch when people say this. We appreciate the sentiment, but if I mess up my lines onstage I'm blaming you!

10. When you cheat out in public.

Don't even pretend that you haven't done this. People look at us like we're crazy, but we can't help it!

11. Tech Week

Sleep? What is that? I've lived at the theater for three full days now and I don't even remember what my bed looks like anymore. Oh, the joys of Tech week. Hey, they don't call it Hell week for nothing.

12. First Dress Rehearsal

Everyone is running around like crazy people! The light cues aren't working, the costumes are itchy, the actors are sneaking food in costume, and literally nothing is working like it's supposed to be.

13. Final Dress Rehearsal

It's our last chance to perfect things before opening night and the jitters are starting to kick in. It's hard to focus when you are fully aware that you have only 14 hours and 32 minutes until the audience will be lining up at the Box office just to see you!

14. Not Getting the Role

It happens to all of us. We go into that audition and perform to the best of our abilities! We get the callback for that one role we really wanted. And after having a great callback and a tense week of waiting for the cast list... we aren't on it. It hurts. And sometimes it's even harder because our best friends are on that list. We are happy for them but upset for ourselves. It's not easy. After this happens a few times we start to grow thicker skin and learn that sometimes e just weren't the right person for that role.

15. Not being in a Show

Nothing stresses a theatre major out more than not being involved in a show at all! We suffer withdrawal and it isn't pretty.

Overall we have a pretty fun major. Our acting and improvisation classes keep us sane so that we can tolerate our math and science courses. But, no matter what it looks like on the outside we have to work just as hard and we struggle just as much as anyone else.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

15 Mind-Bending Riddles

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

187090
 Ilistrated image of the planet and images of questions
StableDiffusion

I've been super busy lately with school work, studying, etc. Besides the fact that I do nothing but AP chemistry and AP economics, I constantly think of stupid questions that are almost impossible to answer. So, maybe you could answer them for me, and if not then we can both wonder what the answers to these 15 questions could be.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Most Epic Aurora Borealis Photos: October 2024

As if May wasn't enough, a truly spectacular Northern Lights show lit up the sky on Oct. 10, 2024

12899
stunning aurora borealis display over a forest of trees and lake
StableDiffusion

From sea to shining sea, the United States was uniquely positioned for an incredible Aurora Borealis display on Thursday, Oct. 10, 2024, going into Friday, Oct. 11.

It was the second time this year after an historic geomagnetic storm in May 2024. Those Northern Lights were visible in Europe and North America, just like this latest rendition.

Keep Reading...Show less
 silhouette of a woman on the beach at sunrise
StableDiffusion

Content warning: This article contains descriptions of suicide/suicidal thoughts.

When you are feeling down, please know that there are many reasons to keep living.

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

Power of Love Letters

I don't think I say it enough...

456397
Illistrated image of a letter with 2 red hearts
StableDiffusion

To My Loving Boyfriend,

  • Thank you for all that you do for me
  • Thank you for working through disagreements with me
  • Thank you for always supporting me
  • I appreciate you more than words can express
  • You have helped me grow and become a better person
  • I can't wait to see where life takes us next
  • I promise to cherish every moment with you
  • Thank you for being my best friend and confidante
  • I love you and everything you do

To start off, here's something I don't say nearly enough: thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You do so much for me that I can't even put into words how much I appreciate everything you do - and have done - for me over the course of our relationship so far. While every couple has their fair share of tiffs and disagreements, thank you for getting through all of them with me and making us a better couple at the other end. With any argument, we don't just throw in the towel and say we're done, but we work towards a solution that puts us in a greater place each day. Thank you for always working with me and never giving up on us.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

11 Signs You Grew Up In Hauppauge, NY

Because no one ever really leaves.

25700
Map of Hauppauge, New York
Google

Ah, yes, good old Hauppauge. We are that town in the dead center of Long Island that barely anyone knows how to pronounce unless they're from the town itself or live in a nearby area. Hauppauge is home to people of all kinds. We always have new families joining the community but honestly, the majority of the town is filled with people who never leave (high school alumni) and elders who have raised their kids here. Around the town, there are some just some landmarks and places that only the people of Hauppauge will ever understand the importance or even the annoyance of.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments