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15 Stages Of Going On A Diet

Isn't kale the name of an ivy league school?

Kaylee Fuchs

Feb 08, 2018

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We've all been there, looking in the mirror thinking "I should go on a diet". The idea of a diet is pretty simple, just eat less, and healthier. (So that means no hot Cheetos). The actual act of going on a diet is a much different experience. Kale, protein shakes, working out? What did I get myself into?

1. Deciding to go on a diet

When you have a big event coming up and the dress you're planning to wear seem

2. Letting everyone know you're on a diet

Letting everyone know you're on a diet so they don't try to mess you up by asking if you want Mcdonalds at midnight.

3. Cutting certain foods out

Goodbye, dear friends.

4. Regretting cutting out certain foods

Are you sure that girl scout cookies aren't diet-friendly? Thin mints literally have "thin" in the name.

5. Realizing you don't eat healthy... at all

The last green thing I ingested was a mixed drink.

6. Deciding to start eating healthy

Trader Joes, here we come.

7. Remembering why you don't eat "healthy food"

Kale? no. Just no.

8.Seeing Progress

That might be water weight but I'm still counting it.

9. Hating it more than anything

Screw this, I'll just buy bigger clothes.

10. Is it worth it?

The carbs are calling, and you want to pick up.

11. Realizing it is indeed not worth it

Curves are hot anyway.

12. FOOD

Yes, I got Taco Bell to eat on my way to Mcdonalds while I was waiting for my Dominoes pizza, do you have a problem?

13. Eating junk food

If pizza wasn't a breakfast food they wouldn't have made it so good cold.

14. Embracing the curves

My weight doesn't define me anyway.

15. Going back to your normal habits

Am I really living my best life if I'm missing out on beer and tacos?

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15 Stages Of Going On A Diet

Isn't kale the name of an ivy league school?

1. Deciding to go on a diet

2. Letting everyone know you're on a diet

3. Cutting certain foods out

4. Regretting cutting out certain foods

5. Realizing you don't eat healthy... at all

6. Deciding to start eating healthy

7. Remembering why you don't eat "healthy food"

8.Seeing Progress

9. Hating it more than anything

10. Is it worth it?

11. Realizing it is indeed not worth it

12. FOOD

13. Eating junk food

14. Embracing the curves

15. Going back to your normal habits

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1. When course schedules are released and you have a conflict between two required classes.

2. When there is only one section of a popular course.

3. Receiving the 18,000 emails reminding you to register ASAP.

4. When you need to see an advisor, but they are too busy/unresponsive.

5. Trying not to dress like a bum for your appointments with your advisors/department heads.

6. When you have a perfectly planned out schedule, and one class ruins it.

7. Carefully moving things around to accommodate a different class/section.

8. Waking up at 6:00 a.m. for your enrollment time.

9. Concocting a new schedule at your enrollment time after your original plan gets changed.

10. Getting into a class and filling the last available seat.

11. When all of your classes finally go through.

12. Realizing that you forgot a class that was a pre-requisite for everything else.

When your capability of "adulting" is put to the test

Nobody deserves to be living in poverty.

"Nobody living in one of the most influential nations in the world should be worried about making ends meet."

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What are the states that have set a $15/hour minimum wage?

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1. When you have to provide an "interesting fact" for your first day ice-breaker.

2. When your professor is babbling on and on in his lecture.

3. When you edit your friend's paper and they get an A.

4. When it's 2 AM and you remember you have a test tomorrow.

5. When you finish taking the test and you're pretty sure you failed...

6. ...but then you get the test back and somehow passed.

7. When you've been up for 12 hours straight writing a paper.

8. And then you manage to stay awake in class the next day.

9. When you have to butter up your professor for an extra credit opportunity.

10. When you're assigned a group project.

11. And your group-mates are trying to chat about life instead of the assignment.

12. When it's your last class of the day and you're about to go home.

13. But then you remember rent is due tonight and the anger comes back.

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