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Trust me when I say, a night out with the girls is not as cute and fun as it sounds. There are struggles, plenty of melt downs and a whole lot of indecisiveness. These things are only made worse based on the amount of members you have in your girl squad. But whether it's three or 13, some things never change, and who better than Amy Poehler to tell you what those things are?

1. The monumental decision of: "Do we or do we not go out tonight?"

2. Then there's that one friend who can't decide if they really want to go, but everyone else knows they will because what else are they going to do? #FOMO

3. Then come the outfits.

4. The Pregame:

5. Next, trying to find an actually decent party.

They don't exist.

6. But you make the most of your night anyway.

7. And by 12 a.m. only have one feeling for the squad:

8. Commence the SnapChatting!!!

9. Everyone was in a great mood....then a boy kills someone's vibe by doing something with someone who's not your friend.

10. So you stand by your girl and find a way to deal.

11. So you do:

12. Then end the night at the same "post game"...at the same house as always with the same people.

13. Cue hunger here:

14. You finally get home and at least one person did the most drinking, so you assist.

15. And at the end of it all, they're just happy to have someone who will not only hold their hair back, but wash it too.

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As told by Amy Poehler.

1. The monumental decision of: "Do we or do we not go out tonight?"

2. Then there's that one friend who can't decide if they really want to go, but everyone else knows they will because what else are they going to do? #FOMO

3. Then come the outfits.

4. The Pregame:

5. Next, trying to find an actually decent party.

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12. Then end the night at the same "post game"...at the same house as always with the same people.

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14. You finally get home and at least one person did the most drinking, so you assist.

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Phase One: The “I got this” phase

Phase Two: The “I have time” phase

Phase Three: The uncontrollable sobbing phase

Phase Four: The “help me, I've fallen and I can't get up” phase

Phase Five: The rejoicing phase

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1. Thank you for laughing at my jokes, even when they really aren’t funny.

2. Thank you for singing unbearably loud with me all the time.

3. Thank you for letting me vent to you for hours about anything and basically being my personal therapist.

4. Thank you for ordering pizza with me at 2 in the morning.

5. Thank you for all the movie days when we don’t feel like moving.

6. Thank you for being my workout buddy everyday.

7. Thank you for sharing your closets with me.

8. Thank you for taking naps with me at random hours during the day.

9. Thank you for cleaning our home with me when we absolutely need to.

10. Thank you for all the rides when it’s late and you don’t want me to walk home alone in the dark.

11. Thank you for studying with me in our kitchen when we didn't want to go the library.

12. Thank you for making dinner with me.

13. Thank you for helping with my hair, makeup and outfit every time we go out.

14. Thank you for taking countless ugly pictures with me.

15. Thank you for not judging me when I go too long without showering.

16. Thank you for making our apartment feel like a second home.

17. Thank you for being there through all of our boy troubles.

18. Thank you for giving me a hug when I feel homesick.

19. Thank you for getting excited with me when one of us gets a good grade on an exam.

20. Thank you for still being my friend and not judging me when I say or do dumb things.

21. Thank you for telling me what I should do when I am sick.

22. Thank you for dancing horribly with me everywhere we go.

23. Thank you for staying up super late with me when we aren’t tired or can’t sleep.

24. Thank you for being super weird with me.

25. Thank you for all the unforgettable college memories.

26. And most of all, thank you for being the best friends a girl could have.

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2. "What class do I need to study for the most?"

3. "I’m going to ace this."

4. "Focus!"

5."I have no idea what I'm reading."

6. "I should call my smart friend about this."

7. "I’m going to fail. I’m going to fail."

8. "I’m dropping out of school."

9. "What grade do I have to get on the final to pass the class?"

10. "Oh, no, I have to do good."

11. "I shouldn’t have procrastinated all semester."

12. "I wanna go to bed."

13. "We did not learn this!"

14. "I should go get food."

15. "Why do we even have finals?"

16. "I don’t want to be at the library."

17. "Get off your phone."

18. "I can watch Netflix for like 20 minutes and then go back to studying."

19. "I shouldn’t have watched Netflix."

20. "You have to study now!"

The "Happiest Place on Earth" has a lot of characters with some pretty great advice.

Remember you’re the one who can fill the world with sunshine. — Snow White

The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it. — Rafiki

You don't have time to be timid. You must be bold and daring. — Lumière

If watching is all you're gonna do, then you're gonna watch your life go by without ya. — Laverne

Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one. — Grandmother Willow

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