1. When you hear someone say Cancun on a Monday, the urge is too strong not to go.

2. When someone says Cancun on Tuesday, the margaritas are calling for you.

3. When you can roll out of bed at 7:50 a.m. and still make it to your 8 a.m. on time.

4. Advisement Day Eve is just another excuse to drink during the school week.

5. Then you realize you don't actually need an excuse to drink during the school week, because it's normal.

6. You can't walk through campus without seeing at least five people you know.

7. When visiting friends complain about the clock tower, but all you can say is, "What clock tower?"

8. You know exactly where to get all the free items on your birthday.

9. When someone says Chipotle that 30 minutes is the longest 30 minutes of your life.

10. Pond hockey is by far the best weekend in February.

11. Having a major so long it sounds like a tongue twister: Hotel Restaurant Tourism Management?

12. Knowing the real pronunciation of menomonie is "me-no-money."

13. Also knowing the struggle that our professors actually take attendance.

14. You're all too familiar with the phrase, "When in doubt go to Stout."

15. But you know you are not in doubt because you have met some of the greatest people at this tiny little campus and made the best memories here that you will never forget.