1. La Cabana is the only place to go for Mexican food. When people call it Cabana, you correct them and say, "La Cabana."
2. When UTM is out for break, the town is empty.
3. Telling everyone there's nowhere good to eat, unless you want to drive an hour.
4. McDonald's is the hang-out spot for high school students.
5. It only takes you about five minutes to get somewhere.
6. More than likely, you live really close to your family.
7. When you're bored, you normally go ride the back roads, a.k.a Beach Ridge.
8. Corn and bean fields are everywhere.
9. When you go to Wal-Mart, you'll know everyone.
10. The Soybean Festival is the highlight of the year.
11. If you didn't walk from the Cine Theater to Pizza Hut, then you didn't have fun in middle school.
12. When people ask where you're from, and you just look at them and say, "Martin."
13. When everyone in the town is in the Christmas parade.
14. When everyone looks forward to Santa's Village.
15. Friday night football is where everyone in the town will be, supporting the Westview Chargers.