If you opened this article, you were probably hoping for topics on all things dogs and probably hoping to get to see some adorable pictures in the process.
Well, I can promise all and more lay ahead. If you identify with even a few things on this list you are probably a crazy dog owner.
But who says that's a bad thing?
1. Wanting To Take Your Dog Everywhere
Sometimes this desire is so strong that you won't even go in places that don't allow dogs. This has altered my dinner plans several times and led me away from Target and into PetSmart, which means I go hungry but my fur babies get all sorts of treats and a fun outing. P.s. if you call your dog a "fur baby" that enables that label as a "crazy dog owner." I've learned to love the title.
2. Your Wallpaper On Every Device You Own Is A Picture Of Your Dog
I mean every device. Tablets, cell phones, laptops, everything! And sometimes you're almost offended when people see the pictures and don't comment on how overwhelmingly perfect your pup is. I know I am. Maybe wait a minute before you attack them with a list of reasons why your dog deserves praise. Any reasonable person will comment eventually.
3. You Celebrate Your Dog's Birthday
If you're reading this and thinking "is this really a thing?" Uh
4. You Cancel Plans Because You Don't Want To Leave Your Dog
Admittedly, I have done this numerous times in my life. I can even remember a day where I skipped school and said I was sick because I just wanted to stay in bed all day with my dog.
5. Every Time You Go To The Store You Bring Them Something Back And They Know It
If you are a crazy dog owner, you know you can't go to the store or even to get ice cream without bringing back something for your fur baby. I think I've always done it so they forgive me for leaving in the first place. My dog Murphy expects it now and will tear every grocery bag apart looking for new toys and treats. The door opens, he knows it's present time.
6. Your Dogs Never Have Enough Toys
This is probably due to the fact that if you are a crazy dog owner, you have to bring them back something every time you leave, as mentioned. I also get sucked into the variety in which toys come; Kongs, tennis balls, rubber cheeseburgers, stuffed animals, the options are endless!
7. You Meal-Prep For Them
This is due to one of two reasons as being a crazy dog owner. One, you have spoiled your dogs to the point of them not wanting regular dog food or not without other fixings.Or two, you just love them so much and just don't trust that chicken by- product and nothing less than food you have cooked yourself will suffice. I am totally calling out my sister on this one.
8. Your Dogs Get A Treat From Starbucks Every Time You Do
Ah. What's not to love about Starbucks? Not only are they there for us to get us through our mornings, study-sessions, and every other part of life, but they take care of our pups too. Yes, of
9. They're The Reason For The Full-Storage Notification On Your Phone
Go ahead blame it on
10. Your Dog Has its Own Social Media Account
OK. If you have done this, you have taken the crown as a crazy dog owner. Odds are, this isn't even necessary as most crazy dog owner's social media pages
11. Your Dog Being Comfortable Matters More Than You Being Comfortable
If you've ever gone to school or work complaining about not getting enough sleep because your dog is a bed/ blanket hog, yep you're a crazy dog owner. You also probably don't want to get up if they're sleeping on you because you're worried about making them uncomfortable. As crazy dog lovers, our dogs pretty much get to make themselves comfortable wherever they please. Even if it is right in the middle of what we're trying to do.
12. You Question People Who Aren't Totally In Love With Your Dog
If I show a picture of my dog I expect an extended "
13. Everyone Wants You To Watch Their Dogs
I mean EVERYONE. My sister and I are so avid about our love for dogs that people do not even hesitate to consider us to watch theirs when they are away.
14. Your Dogs Pretty Much Get To Do Whatever They Want
With faces as precious as
15. They're Your Best Friend
At the end of the