There are very few men in this world who love breakfast food, a dark haired women, woodworking and doing nothing productive at their government job other than the fictional character Ron Swanson from the television series, Parks and Recreation on NBC. Ron Swanson has gained a major following for being one of the funniest and most blunt characters on television. It's almost like Ron Swanson was reborn again and has already lived one life because of his extensive knowledge and unique political views. Here's a list of the many times that Ron Swanson's quotes were one hundred percent accurate when describing a college student's life. Enjoy!

Oh! That's why frat parties only have Key Stone and Busch light. Who knew.

A wise man knows that curing his pain is just as important as curing his appetite. So next time that you find out you're failing a class, no big deal, just eat some pancakes and sausage.

We really aren't trying to be rude, but we honestly don't care. In college, this may be us every day of the week, especially during finals week.

A typical response to when your friends try to get you to go out for the fourth day in a row.

This is my prediction of how I'll act on my first study abroad.

This encompasses every single aspect of college life. I especially enjoy using this model when completing homework assignments, studying and getting ready for class.

When your parents act like they still can boss you around even though you no longer live under their roof (full-time).

This is how our professors probably grade every single one of our essays that we've spent a whole 2 hours on. Thanks, prof.

Freshman 15 is a beautiful thing, but more importantly, it's the basic human right of a college student.

This may be one your mom or dad's response to when you tell them that you still haven't found a summer internship.

This is how you try to justify not having any sort of social life in college.

Your friend's transformation after they have a run-in with the campus police.

You didn't make the dean's list, but trust me there's no hard feelings.

This is everyone's dream party.

Has there ever been a more accurate description of a college student?