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15 Of The Most Ridiculous Halloween Costumes

. . . that you secretly hope to see someone wearing.

Elise Powers

Oct 26, 2015

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15 Of The Most Ridiculous Halloween Costumes

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We all know the kinds of people who slap the title "sexy" on a random occupation or animal and call it a Halloween costume. Those are great and totally legit (everyone enjoys seeing a sexy devil), but in my humble opinion, the costumes worth wearing are the ones that are so strange and out of the ordinary that they make you do a double-take. Or want to look away. These are the kinds of constumes that no one wants to wear, but everyone hopes they’ll see.

I’ve included links in hopes that someone I know will buy one (or all) of these ridiculous costumes.

1. "Betty Bondage"

Don't worry – there's a matching men's version.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

2. "Skeleboner"

It's inflatable.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

3. "Pregnant Nun"

The more offensive the better, I guess.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

4. "Zombie Panda Costume"

This thing will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

5. "Sexy Tampon"

I was really hoping this was a joke.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

6. "Buddy The Elf"

This one isn't so strange . . . I just really hope someone actually does this.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

7. "Sexy Naked Woman"

Just . . . Why?

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

8. "Cockroach"

You might be safe if a nuclear bomb hits?

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

9. "Sexy Green Poop And Halloween Whopper"

This one is a DIY, but so worth it.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

10. "Sexy Pregnant Raggedy Ann"

How . . . creative?

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

11. "Male Sex Doll"

The stache is a nice touch.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

12. "Adult Foot"

Out of all the body parts you can be for Halloween, this isn't as bad as the next one.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

13. "Vagina"

Told you.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

14. "Genie In The Lamp Costume"

I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen this one around yet.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

15. "Super Sperm"

You were the sperm that made it. You deserve some recognition.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

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15 Of The Most Ridiculous Halloween Costumes

. . . that you secretly hope to see someone wearing.

1. "Betty Bondage"

2. "Skeleboner"

3. "Pregnant Nun"

4. "Zombie Panda Costume"

5. "Sexy Tampon"

6. "Buddy The Elf"

7. "Sexy Naked Woman"

8. "Cockroach"

9. "Sexy Green Poop And Halloween Whopper"

10. "Sexy Pregnant Raggedy Ann"

11. "Male Sex Doll"

12. "Adult Foot"

13. "Vagina"

14. "Genie In The Lamp Costume"

15. "Super Sperm"

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Here are just a few of those things.

Take the time to thank that one friend in your life you will never let go of.

1. Thank you for being the one I can always count on to be honest.

2. Thank you for accepting me for who I am.

3. Thank you for teaching me what real love feels like.

4. Thank you for always making sure I'm safe.

5. Thank you for going through things with me.

6. Thank you for teaching me to take care of myself.

7. Thank you for going out of your way to make me feel supported.

8. Thank you for always being there to back me up, even when you know I'm wrong.

9. Thank you for constantly pushing me to live up to my potential.

10. Lastly, thank you for making such a huge impact on my life.

It sucks, but you’ll make it through

1. Please just be seasonal allergies

2. I must not have gotten enough sleep last night

3. I’ll just take a little nap

4. Oh no, I have so much due tomorrow!

5. I’m fine, I’ll just sleep it off

6. Do I have to be responsible today?

7. Ugh no, I can’t actually be sick

8. Alright, I’ll take some medicine and I’ll be fine

9. This is the worst day of my life

10. Mom?

11. She was right (like always)

12. Too bad you're busy and can’t take the day off tomorrow

13. You think about taking the day off, but realize you have like three tests

14. You think you're actually going to be sick forever

15. Finally, you're better!

Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

17. Despite all of these things, you know your parents love you.

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