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15 Of The Most Ridiculous Halloween Costumes

. . . that you secretly hope to see someone wearing.

Elise Powers

Oct 26, 2015

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15 Of The Most Ridiculous Halloween Costumes

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We all know the kinds of people who slap the title "sexy" on a random occupation or animal and call it a Halloween costume. Those are great and totally legit (everyone enjoys seeing a sexy devil), but in my humble opinion, the costumes worth wearing are the ones that are so strange and out of the ordinary that they make you do a double-take. Or want to look away. These are the kinds of constumes that no one wants to wear, but everyone hopes they’ll see.

I’ve included links in hopes that someone I know will buy one (or all) of these ridiculous costumes.

1. "Betty Bondage"

Don't worry – there's a matching men's version.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

2. "Skeleboner"

It's inflatable.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

3. "Pregnant Nun"

The more offensive the better, I guess.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

4. "Zombie Panda Costume"

This thing will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

5. "Sexy Tampon"

I was really hoping this was a joke.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

6. "Buddy The Elf"

This one isn't so strange . . . I just really hope someone actually does this.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

7. "Sexy Naked Woman"

Just . . . Why?

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

8. "Cockroach"

You might be safe if a nuclear bomb hits?

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

9. "Sexy Green Poop And Halloween Whopper"

This one is a DIY, but so worth it.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

10. "Sexy Pregnant Raggedy Ann"

How . . . creative?

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

11. "Male Sex Doll"

The stache is a nice touch.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

12. "Adult Foot"

Out of all the body parts you can be for Halloween, this isn't as bad as the next one.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

13. "Vagina"

Told you.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

14. "Genie In The Lamp Costume"

I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen this one around yet.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

15. "Super Sperm"

You were the sperm that made it. You deserve some recognition.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

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15 Of The Most Ridiculous Halloween Costumes

. . . that you secretly hope to see someone wearing.

1. "Betty Bondage"

2. "Skeleboner"

3. "Pregnant Nun"

4. "Zombie Panda Costume"

5. "Sexy Tampon"

6. "Buddy The Elf"

7. "Sexy Naked Woman"

8. "Cockroach"

9. "Sexy Green Poop And Halloween Whopper"

10. "Sexy Pregnant Raggedy Ann"

11. "Male Sex Doll"

12. "Adult Foot"

13. "Vagina"

14. "Genie In The Lamp Costume"

15. "Super Sperm"

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1. When they go out of their way to help you.

2. When they are cleaning up a section of the store.

3. When they deal with your children being heathens.

4. When they listen intently to your coupon problems.

5. When they ask you about opening a credit card or rewards card.

6. When you have to wait to get an item number or to talk to a manager.

It's not always fun being fun-sized!

1. Not wearing makeup is like stepping in a time machine

2. "Wow, how tall are you?!"

3. You don't realize how much you're craning your neck until you talk to someone as short as you.

4. Hugging your friends is just asking for a face full of boob for you and makeup on their shirt for them. Awkward.

5. You face retail discrimination

Details the INFJ may not have wanted to let you know about.

1. Their moral compass is the strongest bone in their bodies

2. They like getting a mild cold

3. They can only make one new friend at a time

4. They can only be leaders if they're experts on the topic

5. You know what too nice means: Fake

6. Their creativity comes out in strange bouts

7. They like heavily emotional stories

8. They experience a different kind of tired

9. Structure and routine is the name of the game

10. They are sensitive little creatures

11. They love to love

12. Yup, they’re the mom of the friend group

It's a daily struggle to make it on time, but everyone has those days where they just...don't.

1. "Oh, crap..."

2. "Is it worth it?"

3. "Why is this room so cold?"

4. "Does this professor grade attendance?"

5. "Can I wear my pajamas to class?"

6. "Do I have time to brush my teeth?"

6. "Shoot, I didn't finish my homework..."

7. "What's the weather supposed to be today?"

8. "Will the bus be on time?"

9. "How can I enter the room in the least obtrusive way possible?"

10. "WHY didn't anyone leave a seat on the end in case someone came late?!"

11. "Does this professor hate me now?"

12. "I'll be early next class..."

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1. The first call is the hardest

2. Getting hung up on before you say something

3. People don't live forever

4. It's exhausting

5. Getting hung up on the second you say where you're calling from

6. People will say anything to get you off the phone

7. Voicemails are weird

8. No one cleans out their mailbox

9. Pronouncing names correctly can be hard

10. People are mean

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