1. Why do you always procrastinate?
2. Do you have a boyfriend?
3. *when going to a family event or out in public* Make sure you behave yourself and act like a grown adult
6. How big?
8. How about I introduce you to one of my cute friends?
9. Is the party worth uber-ing to?
10. “It’s 11:01, past your curfew. Where were you?"
11. *on resume or during job interview” So, what other work experience have you had?
12. Parents: How are your grades this quarter?
13. “I am a pretty good writer”
14. Friend: “We just broke up”