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15 Reasons Why You Should Share This Article

Sometimes you just need a reason

Melissa Mazzoni
Jun 06, 2016
East Stroudsburg University
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15 Reasons Why You Should Share This Article

Just in case you actually needed a reason to share this article, here's 20 options that are sure to persuade you.

1. Because I want to stop eating Ramen noodles

Lots of shares=lots of money=no more cheap noodles for every meal

2. Because I'll even give you money

Might be a penny, might be a dollar. But if you share this article and ask nicely I'll help you out (probably).

3. Or bake you something

Bake-sales were my thing back in high school, and my cookie recipes are still killing it.

4. Or paint you something

Anything you want (as long as it's not weird)

5. ESPECIALLY COOLERS

It might take a while but I got you if you share this

6. Or I'll loan you a book

If you're one of the few that still read for fun.

7. I'll even give you a discount if you go to my retail store


(This isn't technically a deal, it'd be a 15% off discount with a student I.D., but a gift nonetheless.)

8. And won't be upset if you ruin freshly folded stacks

Hard to believe, but I will do it if you share this article.

9. Because remember that day I loaned you a pencil and you never gave it back?

You owe me. Share this.

10. Or when I helped you cheat on a vocabulary test that one time?

You owe me part two.

11. Or helped you write a paper?

You guessed it, you owe me.

12. Remember that time you threw up on my shoes at a party?

Share this and I'll forgive you.

13. Or when I showed you pictures of puppies when you were sad?

Now show your friends this article and I won't be sad.

14. Or when you ate the leftovers I was hiding in the back of the fridge?

To be honest, I'm probably still going to be mad about that one. But you read through this entire article, so I'll start the process of forgiveness.

15. And lastly, because it's me



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