We all know the presidential election is almost upon us and sadly both candidates are beyond sub-par; one is a crook and the other is a buffoon. So in reality, America is screwed. Sorry to break that to anyone who thought otherwise. Honestly, America has a better chance at surviving these next four years if Obama stayed in office, and that's saying something. With all that said, here are 15 reasons why someone, clearly out of his or her right mind, would vote for Trump.
1. You are letting his fail of a toupee cloud your vision.
2. You wouldn't be caught dead voting for Hillary.
3. You failed government class in high school, thus, you want to stick it to your teacher.
4. You didn't watch that one "South Park" episode.
5. You forgot to repost that one picture on Facebook saying, "If you don't repost this, then you will be cursed with a terrible life."
6. You want to see if the American government has the balls to interfere with the election.
7. You live under a rock.
8. You think his slogan is catchy.
9. You're anti-America.
10. You hate Mexican food and thus, want to ban all Mexicans.
11. Your parents dropped you as a baby.
12. You're dazzled by his daughter.
13. You were a cheater in high school and thus, you promote plagiarism.
14. You forgot that he played Waldo's dad in the "Little Rascals."
15. You're an idiot.
Think twice when voting this year!
