I've been going to school in Baltimore for what it feels like forever. And I can basically call it home, but here's why you'd never want to live in Baltimore.
1. So, Baltimore.
2. We have basically no sports teams.
3. And they are all super lame, especially the O's.
Camden Yards isn't even fun.
4. There's basically no college students anywhere, and we don't have any recognizable universities.
Loyola, John's Hopkins, UMBC, MICA, University of Maryland, University of Baltimore, and Towson. Yes, we are basically all irrelevant schools.
5. The schools in Baltimore are pretty lame too.
6. Our hospitals are pretty bad.
John's Hopkins Hospital isn't that great anyway. If you need a good doctor, you might need to go elsewhere.
7. There's basically no forest, and it's just a concrete jungle.
8. The museums are pretty lame.
The American Visionary Art Museum isn't that cool.
9. There's basically no history here.
10. The aquarium isn't even fun.
Who even likes dolphins?
11. "Charm City" is just a lie.
12. The Inner Harbor is pretty gross.
13. There's like no good food anywhere.
Blue crabs and Old Bay? Need I say anymore. The are just the worst.
14. There's no cute neighborhoods.
15. There's never anytime going on in Baltimore.
16. It's just all around a boring place.
All in all, Baltimore is basically the worst place to live. You'd never actually want to spend time in a place like this. If you hate history, aquariums, and fun, this is probably where your next move should be too.
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