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15 Reasons My Boyfriend Secretly Hates Me

It's A Fact Weird Girls Make The Best Girlfriends

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15 Reasons My Boyfriend Secretly Hates Me
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What can I say, I'm a moody human being and yes, I blame it on being a girl. I couldn't count on my fingers how many times my boyfriend joked about leaving me for being so crazy or indecisive. I know my boyfriend secretly hates me; I can tell by his actions, but he's so damn in love with me so he can't leave. Plus, if he did, I would just turn his Find My iPhone on and stalk my way back into his life. Kidding.. or am I?

Every girl has their quirks that just make them so much more appealing. I mean who doesn't love a girl that burps at the dinner table or sings obnoxiously loud in the shower? While, some girls have a few I have about 15 quirks that make my boyfriend cringe.

15. I hog the bed

Normally I like to cuddle, however, somehow my body just finds it's way to the middle of the bed. I promise I didn't plan this. My body just seems to have a mind of it's own.

14. I eat all the snacks

I love to snack and not like ordinary snacking like buy 3 bags of chips and they will be gone by the end of the week, guarantee. And it doesn't matter who's food it is or if it's an imaginary name on it; if it's there I will eat it.

13. Shedding hair on everything

I guess it's normal for hair to shed, but mine is like a shaggy dog; it never stops. You can find my hair on shirts, carpet, covers, you name it.

12. Toothpaste residue in the sink

Most of the time I clean it up after I brush my teeth, but sometimes I forget and walk right out the door.

11. Hair ties around the house

A girl can never have too many hair ties in her life. You never know when you might want to just throw your hair up in a bun, so I just politely place them around the house. I like to think of this as prepping for the future.

10. Hogging the TV

I have a very particular schedule for television. When my shows are on nothing else matters, so you're just going have to record your show and watch it later.

9. Shoes at the door

There are probably four pairs of shoes my boyfriend trips over every time he walks through the door. Every time I try to put a pair up my mind tells me to wait, because I may have a matching outfit for them that day.

8. I burp A LOT!

It's a natural reflex, but wouldn't you rather it come out the front than the back?

7. Cover hog

I'm very particular with covers. At times I get very cold, but then I get really hot. So, I keep one leg out the covers and one leg in and the only way to get a properly distributed cover is if you keep it for yourself.

6. Headphone thief

His headphones are always in better condition. I blame my purse for mine getting tangled every time I throw them in my bag.

5. Snoring

Sounds like a grizzly bear sneaks into the house at night and refuses to let him to sleep. Good thing I'm good friends with them so, I sleep like an angel.

4. I peel the crust off the Pop-tarts

I don't see the point of pop-tart crust like there's no icing, no filling, just dry crust. He calls it wasteful while I call it selective eating.

3. I dance randomly behind him

I think it's a girlfriend thing. I randomly find myself thrusting my hips whenever my boyfriend turns around or bends over---I can't help it.

2. I sing responses during conversations

You know there are certain songs that speak to you at the most random times, usually for me it's during conversations with my boyfriend. Some song lyrics just fit so perfectly in conversations where I find myself imitating word pronunciations of celebrities.

1. Sarcastic mixed with dark humor

This is my second language. I'm not a serious type of person, so it's hard for me not to find humor in things. Whether it's big or small I love to laugh. So, get over it compadre and suck it cause I'm one funny person.

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