1) Chips and Queso is always warm and inviting.

2) Chips and Queso can make a bad day into a good day.

3) Chips and Queso get along with everything. No problems.

4) Chips and Queso puts everything on the table with no games.

5) Salty chips are good. Salty people are not good.

6) People can talk back and be sassy, Chips and Queso don't give you an attitude.

7) People might ditch you, but Chips and Queso can't go anywhere.

8) Chips and Queso may spill a little on your shirt, but they won't spill their feelings on it.

9) People can be judgmental, but Chips and Queso don't care.

10) Chips and Queso can put a smile on anyone's face.

11) Chips and Queso won't lie to you.

12) You don't need to impress Chips and Queso, because Chips and Queso don't care.

13) Chips and Queso doesn't change.

14) You don't need to make plans for Chips and Queso.

15) Chips and Queso will always make you happy.