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15 Questions I'd Like to Ask My Cat

If she could talk, that is.

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15 Questions I'd Like to Ask My Cat
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Wouldn't it be nice if we could actually have a two-way conversation with our pets?

We all know there are some things your pet does that you would just love to ask them about. Here's what I would ask my cat if given the chance:

1. Why do you always need to take a nap directly in the middle of my bed?

2. Why can't you just sleep in your own bed?

3. Why are you always so tired?

4. Why do you scratch everything EXCEPT your scratching post?

5. Why are you always biting me? What have I done?

6. Why do you kick the litter out of your litter box? Isn't that just a little counteractive?

7. Why do you sometimes beg for my food, and then when I give you some you just sniff it, don't eat it, and walk away?

8. What's so great about cardboard boxes and paper bags?

9. Why are you always hissing at everyone? What's pissing you off?

10. How come you always feel the need to walk all over me when I'm lying down? And why do you always have to step on my boobs?

11. Why do you love eating ribbon so much? And why do you continue to eat it whenever you get the chance, even though you know it will make you throw up?

12. Why do you always chose to throw up on the carpet, never on the hardwood? It's so much harder to clean vomit off a rug... Do you know this? Are you doing this on purpose?

13. Why do you snore so loud?

14. Why do you always growl when someone knocks on the front door? Who are you expecting?

15. Why do I love you so much, even though you're mean to me?

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