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15 Puns to Get You Through a Rough Day

Because everyone needs a good laugh every now and then.

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15 Puns to Get You Through a Rough Day
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If you know me at all, you know I have an intense, undying love for puns. There is nothing better to cheer you up on a bad day than hearing or reading a puns. Puns are the best, hands down. Here are 15 puns to make you giggle when you're feeling down.

1. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

2. What's a thesaurus's favorite dessert?

Synonym buns.

3. Two antennae were on a roof. They fell in love and got married.

The service wasn't great, but the reception was excellent.

4. Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me.

I thought it was a nice jester.

5. A pet store had a bird contest.

No perches necessary.

6. What's the worst thing about ancient orators?

They tend to Babylon.

7. There was a Spanish magician who said he could disappear.

He said, "Uno, dos..." and was gone without a tres.

8. There was an explosion of a cheese factory in France.

De-brie was everywhere.

9. Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.

They just don't work.

10. What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

11. What type of tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea.

12. I heard the new auto body shop that just opened comes highly wreck-amended.

13. I should've been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.

14. There was a paddle sale at the boat store.

It was an oar deal.

15. What's a rock group comprised of four men who don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Here's to hoping these puns can brighten your day, or at least make you giggle.

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