If you know me at all, you know I have an intense, undying love for puns. There is nothing better to cheer you up on a bad day than hearing or reading a puns. Puns are the best, hands down. Here are 15 puns to make you giggle when you're feeling down.
1. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
2. What's a thesaurus's favorite dessert?
Synonym buns.
3. Two antennae were on a roof. They fell in love and got married.
The service wasn't great, but the reception was excellent.
4. Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
5. A pet store had a bird contest.
No perches necessary.
6. What's the worst thing about ancient orators?
They tend to Babylon.
7. There was a Spanish magician who said he could disappear.
He said, "Uno, dos..." and was gone without a tres.
8. There was an explosion of a cheese factory in France.
De-brie was everywhere.
9. Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.
They just don't work.
10. What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
11. What type of tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
12. I heard the new auto body shop that just opened comes highly wreck-amended.
13. I should've been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
14. There was a paddle sale at the boat store.
It was an oar deal.
15. What's a rock group comprised of four men who don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Here's to hoping these puns can brighten your day, or at least make you giggle.