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15 Possible Headlines To See In 2017

News has become increasingly ridiculous this past year, and these might not be too far off if trends continue

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15 Possible Headlines To See In 2017
Rob Goldstein
  • Local teenager dies after being exposed to early 2000’s music reference
  • Twitter War I breaks out, emoji sanctions on the way
  • Nametags receive backlash online for labeling people
  • Illuminati Party prepares to run in 2020 election
  • Congress divided over who not to cover in new health care plan
  • Climate change deniers decide to oppose something with less evidence, now gravity deniers
  • Wi-Fi enabled steering wheels now the true mark of luxury
  • Harambe 1st most popular name for newborn boys, 5th for girls
  • Tattoos not enough for rebellious statement against parents, kids get brands instead
  • America and allies sell calendar to boost support, Trump and Putin to share November
  • Kneeling viewed as too ambiguous an action, protestors now lay down during the national anthem
  • At rally for support of breast cancer, fighters against prostate cancer say that all cancers matter
  • After exposure of fake news, Americans still prefer it, cite entertainment value
  • More than ever, scientists feel pressure for development of technology to transfer consciousness into virtual world
  • Inauguration for 45th President highest rated comedy on the television
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