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15 Possible Headlines To See In 2017

News has become increasingly ridiculous this past year, and these might not be too far off if trends continue

Jonathan Dent
Jan 16, 2017
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
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15 Possible Headlines To See In 2017
Rob Goldstein
  • Local teenager dies after being exposed to early 2000’s music reference
  • Twitter War I breaks out, emoji sanctions on the way
  • Nametags receive backlash online for labeling people
  • Illuminati Party prepares to run in 2020 election
  • Congress divided over who not to cover in new health care plan
  • Climate change deniers decide to oppose something with less evidence, now gravity deniers
  • Wi-Fi enabled steering wheels now the true mark of luxury
  • Harambe 1st most popular name for newborn boys, 5th for girls
  • Tattoos not enough for rebellious statement against parents, kids get brands instead
  • America and allies sell calendar to boost support, Trump and Putin to share November
  • Kneeling viewed as too ambiguous an action, protestors now lay down during the national anthem
  • At rally for support of breast cancer, fighters against prostate cancer say that all cancers matter
  • After exposure of fake news, Americans still prefer it, cite entertainment value
  • More than ever, scientists feel pressure for development of technology to transfer consciousness into virtual world
  • Inauguration for 45th President highest rated comedy on the television
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