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15 Portlandia Moments That Sum Up College Life

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15 Portlandia Moments That Sum Up College Life

College is fun, overwhelming, ridiculous, stressful...all of the above. Fred and Carrie seem to encapsulate life as a college student pretty well.

1. When food and money are running a little scarce

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2. When it starts getting hot out and your class is on the other side of campus

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3. When your professor changes the date for an important assignment

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4. When you're binge watching a Netflix series to avoid studying

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5. When you never thought you'd be a coffee person, but then have a few cups to help stay awake

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6. When it seems like everyone around you is in a relationship

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7. When you take full advantage of free food

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8. When there's another on-campus protest happening and you want to be included

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9. When you check out your new dorm space

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10. When you're having Cane's Chicken for the third time this week

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11. When you spot someone cute in the library

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12. When someone asks if you're about to skip class again

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13. When you catch your friends eye just before an exam

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14. When you finally get home from class

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15. And lastly, when you're just plain tired

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In all honesty, though, I'm glad I started. Good luck everyone!

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