This week, I came across a Twitter account named, "@Odyssey Rejects." I clicked on their profile to see what they were all about, and I haven't stopped laughing since.
1. "An Open Letter To The Roommate Back In Boulder Whose Mattress I Stole"
2. "An Open Letter To The Chipotle Workers That Ask Me If I Know That Guac Is Extra"
3. "Why Love Isn't Real, As Told By Gordo From 'Lizzie McGuire'"
4. "What The Boyz In Motion From 'That's So Raven' Taught Us All About Friendship"
5. "67 Things You See At Coachella, As Told By Someone Who Wasn't There"
6. "To The Girls Who Never Felt Like A Plastic Bag Drifting Through The Wind After Listening To Katy Perry's 'Firework'"
7. "An Open Letter To The Teacher That Sent Me Home Because My Shorts Were Too Short"
8. "An Open Letter To The Ex-Friend That Screenshotted The Snapchat That I Sent Them For 1 Second"
9. "What Not Going To Cancun With My Friends During Spring Break Taught Me About Poverty"
10. "An Open Letter To The Girls That I Met In The Frat House That Showed Me Where They Hide The Toilet Paper"
11. "An Open Letter To The Woman That Wouldn't Let Me Pet Her Dog Yesterday"
12. "An Open Letter To The Person I Thought Was Waving At Me But Was Actually Waving To The Person Behind Me"
13. "An Open Letter To The Girl I Facebook Messaged About Being My Freshman Roommate Who Never Responded"
14. "76 Reasons Why Passive Aggressively Subtweeting Will Solve Literally All Of Your Problems"
15. "What Driving To Chik-Fil-A On A Sunday And Realizing It's Closed Taught Me About World Hunger"
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