If you have been on social media at all the past few days, you know that Pokémon Go has been released. You would think people would be slouched over on their couches playing the game. However, people are actually out and about, exploring the outside world while in search of Pokémon. I have even heard that there are large-scale meet ups where strangers interact with each other. All good things, right? Well, yeah… to an extent. While some individuals are playing responsibly while they are on their adventures, there are many others that are just not giving a care in the world. Do you know one of these people? Are YOU one of these people? Well, here’s a list of scenarios in which you should not be playing Pokémon Go. You would think common sense would prevail, but according to the media, that’s not the case.
15. When you are in class
You pay for your education. Don’t let your money go down the drain.
14. When you are in a high-security setting
Don’t be surprised if you get tackled by security officers because of your “suspicious activity.”
13. When you are at church
We get it. You caught a legendary Pokemon. But your “Hallelujah” was at the completely wrong time…
12. When you are at a job interview
Yep. I have this many Pokémon. I am also a good strategist. I smashed that last gym. Hmm? What about my resume? You can read, can’t you? One sec. Hitmonlee. What? The interview is already over!?
11. When you are at a funeral
Think you’ll catch a Ghost Pokémon at a Funeral Home? No. Just no. Be respectful. Put your phone away.
10. When you are in a restroom
Plop. There goes your phone. So much for catching that Muk.
9. When you are crossing the street
No-brainer right? How much time is left on the timer? Oh wait! An Electabuzz!
8. When you are at work
Who knows? Maybe you have the coolest boss in the world that will allow you to play while on the job. You may even have a boss that is playing Pokémon Go as well. But if you don’t have either, I suggest that you keep your phone shut off if you want to keep your job.
7. When you are by a cliff
When you are looking at your phone instead of your footing. Don’t be surprised if you take a plunge.
6. When you are at a place that demands respect
Whether you are at the Vatican, a battle field, or Auschwitz, there is no reason why you should be playing Pokémon Go. It can wait. I don’t care if there is a legendary Pokémon there.
5. When you are arguing with your significant other
Mhm. Mhm. Looks like I got a Krabby. No! You aren’t crabby! I got the Pokémon, Krabby! COME BACK! Forever alone, aren't we?
4. When you are going through unknown territory
Depending on how much you like Pokémon Go, you may end up in an area completely unfamiliar to you. Be sure that you check your phones power before you unintentionally drain it. Look at your surroundings. Leave if you feel uncomfortable.
3. When you are on a Blind Date
What was that? Hold on a second. I’m catching a Dratini. Almost. Dang it, I’m out of Pokéballs. Want to see my collection? Wait a sec. Where did you go?
2. When you are making a sandwich
Nothing is better than making a sandwich in the afternoon. It would be a shame if you put something unappetizing on it.
1. When you are driving
GET OFF YOUR PHONE! It’s bad enough that people are texting and driving, but it’s worse when people are trying to catch an imaginary Pikachu rather than keeping their eyes on the road. The game can wait. Your life and the lives of the people around you are more important.
