Ah, it's a New Year and a New You.
Around the world, many write down, make a mental list or angrily sign up for a gym membership as soon as the calendar changes to January 1st. Usually, these ideas do not last more than a month or two.
That's why I've put together a list of highly achievable resolutions you can do this 2018!
1. Eat more pizza.
2. Cry over the state of U.S. politics.
3. Save more pictures of dogs.
4. Take more pictures of dogs.
5. Set your alarm 2 minutes later to sleep more.
6. Think about getting a job.
7. Unsubscribe from 2 email lists you always click "archive" when you get an alert.
8. Make the switch from 2% to non-fat milk at Starbucks.
9. Only double-tap the pictures on Instagram you actually like.
10. Try to learn at least one fact from class to impress your family.
11. Keep your room clean for at least 2 days.
12. Learn all 50 states.
13. Hold the door open one time.
14. Read half of a book.
15. Save $3.
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