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15 Halloween Costume Ideas For The Lazy College Student

When the inner "basic" comes out in all of us.

Annie Sullivan
Oct 20, 2015
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15 Halloween Costume Ideas For The Lazy College Student

Halloween 2015 is right around the corner. You're halfway through the fall semester and class work is piling up. The last thing you can think about is your costume for Halloween parties. Don't fear, I've created a list of some great costume ideas!

Whether you're just plain non-creative, a giant procrastinator, or the laziest human being alive... all of these ideas would be perfect for you:

1. Go as the BASIC WHITE GIRL Starbucks cup! (Don't bother trying to sit down for the whole night, and it gives you a reason to be antisocial.)


2. "Go to lonely STARBUCKS LOVERS, they'll tell you I'm insane." YEAH THAT SOUNDS RIGHT. Release your inner T-Swift obsession for the night!


3. Regina George. "WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME?" (It's a classic.)


4. Damian ("Mean Girls"). THIS QUOTE.


5. When you really have nothing to wear. Fellas, if you're feeling it... just go as a Calvin Klein model for the night!

Don't worry, you can always improvise.


6. Also, if you're feeling confident... GO FOR THIS. (I mean it's not cocky or anything.)


7. The oldest pun in the books, yet still clever as hell. (I do not recommend it, but the lemon juice may come in handy when you deal with the overly drunk jerks of the night. Squirt it in their eyes and run away.)


8. "But I can't even get a text back." (I laughed.)


9. If you don't look like Christian Grey, this might just do it for the ladies.


10. When you got a lot of spices, and you need to show them off. Perfect idea, a SPICE RACK.


11. "Hey girl, you wanna watch Netflix and chill?" (This is about to be the most overdone college costume of the year.)


12. When you wanna be Kobe, but you also love donuts. Why not just be both? DUNKIN' DONUTS.


13. The picture speaks for itself.


14. Calling ALL Basic White Girls: I have found your costume.


15. "CHIPOTLE IS MY LIFE...I know guac is extra."


The not so lazy costume ideas that are EVERYTHING! (I have to fan girl over my favorite Shonda Rhimes creations for a second.)

Olivia Pope. Dirty little secrets always come out. (You climbed in bed with the president, and there's no turning back now.)


Can someone host a "Grey's Anatomy" Halloween party?! PLEASE AND THANKS.

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