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15 Things My Father Taught Me Without Realizing

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Feb 06, 2017

15 Things My Father Taught Me Without Realizing

Growing up with one older sister, I was my dads "boy." I played soccer, basketball and softball and my dad was my biggest supporter and motivator to be better. Don't get me wrong, I loved it. My dad and I have always had this humorous, sarcastic relationship through poking fun at others and each other. It's safe to say I've learned quite a lot from him as our relationship has grown.

1. Sarcasm is always the answer

2. Sports are meant to be a part of your everyday life

3. BUT, golf will always be the best

4. A temper will get you no where

5. "You can't bullshit a bullshitter"

6. Always listen to your mother

7. Ketchup is for french fries and hamburgers. Never hot dogs.

8. True happiness can be found mowing the lawn.

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9. A lot of people in life have it much, much worse than you ever will.

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10. Always listen to your mother

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11. It's ok to order take out, even when mom says no

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12. Patience

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13. "I never saw a piece of candy I didn't like"

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13. A positive attitude is key

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14. Life is better in warm weather

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15. When in doubt: Call dad

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2. Appointments usually accompany weird looks.

3. Introducing yourself to someone is never without a hitch.

4. You’ve probably thought about changing your name.

5. You’re often asked why you have the name you do.

6. You get excited when you meet someone of your gender with your name.

7. You feel awkward when you meet someone of the opposite gender with your name.

8. You’ve had someone say to you, “I knew a [your name], but they were [your opposite gender].”

9. You’ve heard a bad joke/pick-up line or two about your name before.

10. People are surprised when they see you.

11. You’re extra sensitive to other unique or unisex names.

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7. *holds pale arm against another pale arm* Aw, at least you're darker than her!

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9. I haven't used sunscreen since I was, like, five.

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7. holds pale arm against another pale arm Aw, at least you're darker than her!

10. adjusts selfie lighting to their face Oops, where'd you go??

11. after working out Your face is SO red!

12. wears white Look! You're all one color!