15 things you do as the mom of the friend group:
1. You’re always prepared to be the DD.
3. You protect your friends from their questionable choices.
4. You are the “drunk app” for your friends making sure their texts are english and there are no texts or calls to the wrong people.
5. You start shoving water down their throats to make sure they do not get sick after a long night.
6. You get at least 5 thank you texts after every party.
7. You always have the directions and plans on where to go and what to do once you get there.
8.You need an exact plan for all activities.
When to get there, when to leave.
9.You’re in the middle of a lot of drama but always manage to not choose sides.
10. You always have a massive Mary Poppins purse. Sometimes I make my boyfriend carry mine because I overpack it for a one hour activity).
The Insides of this purse include: water, first aid kit, granola bars, hand sanitizer, umbrella and Tide to go sticks.
11. You have all your friends text you the moment they stop driving so you know they got there safe.
“Park text”
12. You still text your friends to “be safe” on a Saturday night even when you are at different colleges.
13. You are always there when they need you the most.
14. You always have a helping hand, an ear open, and a shoulder to cry on.
15. Sometimes it is not fun, but you can never change your ways.
