Holy cow, have I had a bad point in my recovery this week. Honestly, when I am feeling my lungs collapse and my anxiety set in, all I want are some good Dad jokes. Please enjoy my list of dad jokes that will make you laugh... I promise.

Also, I compiled these from the internet and Twitter. I wish I was this clever, but I am not. So, don't think I made these up.

1. "Why does Waldo go to therapy?"

Obviously, to find himself.

2. "What kind of juice can kill you and get away with it?"

OJ

3. "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?"

Well, if they had four they would be chicken sedans.

4. "Did you know that french fries weren't actually cooked in France?"

They were cooked in Greece.

5. "How many apples grow on a tree?"

All of them.

6. "What did one nut say to the other while being chased?"

Imma cashew!

7. "How emotional was the wedding?"

Even the cake was in tiers.

8. "How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?"

You look for fresh prints.

9. "What happened when 20 got hungry?"

28.

10. "What's Forrest Gump's password?"

1forrest1

11. "Need an ark?"

I Noah guy.

12. "Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the barking lot.

13. "Why did Aladdin sign up for Tinder?"

He was trying to find Abu.

14. "Why is Thor's brother always relaxed?"

I don't know... he's always low-key.

15. "What happens when you have a bladder infection?"

Urine trouble.