College is a whole different world full of new life lessons and experiences unlike any other. If you're a college student you might not even realize that you say these things religiously.
1. I can't I don't have money
2. I'm dying
3. I'm dropping out
4. I need a nap
5. I need real food
6. Ugh I don't want to do my laundry
7. High school was so much easier
8. I miss my parents
9. I can't I need to study
10. I'll do my paper later
11. When will I ever need to know this
12. Don't take Professor ___'s class
13. I need to pet a dog
14. I'm taking a nap again
15. College is the best