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15 G-Rated TSMs That Anyone Can Relate To

Work friendly, parent friendly, standards friendly.

Emily Serber
Jul 19, 2016
Concord University
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15 G-Rated TSMs That Anyone Can Relate To
Total Sorority Move

Total Sorority Move is a website that focuses on the humor based around college sorority life. A majority of the content on the website may be stuff your grandparents wouldn't enjoy, but the website isn't for them. I think that Total Sorority Move helps to bring Greeks together by making the things that get stereotyped about Greek life humorous. Their satire may be too much for some people but I've went through "The Wall" to pick out 15 TSMs that any sorority woman can relate to. These are family friendly, standards friendly and work safe.

1. You Know You Joined A Sorority When...

You can tell when you joined your sorority by seeing when your Instagram likes doubled. TSM.

2. Going To College To Better Yourself

My degree is not a back-up-plan. It’s a passion. I went to college to learn how to save lives, not bake pies. I already knew how to do that. TSM.

3. Always Helping With Your Sisters' Boy Drama

Helping a sister script a text a boy instead of studying for midterms. TSM.

4. Lilly Planners Are Key

*Buys new planner in hopes of getting life together.* TSM.

5. What You Do Is Not For Show

Going to the gym to actually sweat, and going to school to actually get an education. TSM.

6. You're Always DTC...

DTC: Down to Craft. TSM.

7. Relationships End, Crafting Is Forever

My craft glue is stronger than most of my relationships. TSM.

8. Starbucks is Essential To Function

I can do all things through Starbucks which strengthens me. TSM.

9. Great Minds Think Alike..

You and your little developing a form of telepathy. TSM.

10. Queen B. Is Your Inspiration

Beyoncé literally never wearing pants. TSM.

11. Posing Like You're Not Trying To Pose

It’s a plandid. A planned candid. TSM.

12. "Let's Just Sing This One More Time"

Finding yourself humming your chants throughout the day. TSM.

13. Always Having A Group Of Instagram Critics

Sending a selfie to the group text before you post it to make sure it’s good enough for the public. TSM.

14. Having A Love/Hate Relationship With Glitter

Finding glitter in random places in your room. And backpack. And purse. And notebooks. TSM.

15. Here's A Random Bit Of Advice

How can you find yourself before you’ve lost yourself? TSM.



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