With My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 recently coming to theaters, I thought I'd take a moment to remind everyone of the scenes that made us laugh out loud and fall in love with the first one.
1. Aunt Voula: What do you mean he don't eat no meat? Oh, that's okay. I make lamb.
2. Maria Portokalos: It's a cake! I know! Thank you! Thank you very, very much…There's a hole in this cake.
3. Maria Portokalos: Toula, on my wedding night, my mother, she said to me, "Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom."
Toula Portokalos: Ew. Please let that be the end of your speech.
4. Gus Portokalos: There are two kinds of people - Greeks, and everyone else who wish they was Greek.
5. Angelo: Hey Ian, we're gonna kill ya! Opa!
6. Gus Portokalos: [crying] Why you want to leave me?
Toula Portokalos: I'm not leaving you! Don't you want me to do something with my life?
Gus Portokalos: Yes! Get married, make babies! You look so... old!
7. Nikki: WHAT is going on? Mr. Pottery class... nice to meet ya.
8. Gus Portokalos: Give me a word, any word, and I show you that the root of that word is Greek.
9. Aunt Voula: Toula. Toula! You're engaged. You're engaged-We never think this would happen for you. Never. *Never.* Taki, didn't we say that...
Uncle Taki: We never think this day would come. Never
10. Aunt Voula: Ohhhh woe to me.
11. Gus Portokalos: Here tonight, we have, ah, apple and orange. We all dlifferent, but in the end, we all fruit.
12. Aunt Voula: So I go to the doctor, and he did the bio... the b... the... the bios... the... b... the "bobopsy." Inside the lump he found teeth and a spinal cord. Yes. Inside the lump was my twin.
13. Athena: I'm going to the Jewel. Listen, I'll get you some pantyhose.
Maria Portokalos: No queen size. They make me look fat.
14. Gus Portokalos: Put some Windex on it.
15. Harriet Miller: How are we supposed to know what's going on?
Rodney Miller: It's all Greek to me.
