For some of us, it can be hard to find that special someone. And, when we do find them, it's nearly impossible to get their attention. Well, fear not! because on the eighth day, God spoke and said "let there be Christian pickup lines," and he saw that they were hilarious.

1. I like my men the way I like my word documents... saved.

2. I think God is telling me that we should be something more.

3. We could be like the Song of Songs... The remix.

4. Is it hot in here? Or is that the Holy Spirit burning inside us?

5. Hey, is your name Will? Because I think you're God's will... for me.

6. You put the stud in Bible study

7. Do you need a prayer partner?

8. Can I give you a side hug?

9. I was looking through the book of numbers and I realized I don't have yours.

10. You're so unblemished that I could sacrifice you.

11. I think one of my ribs belongs to you.

12. I feel called to ministry. Did I mention I play guitar?

13. How many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?

14. If we were around when Noah was around then we would have been a pair.

15. Is this transfiguration? Because you're glowing.

*note: results may vary