Everyone has that one friend who, no matter what you ask, they will give you a sarcastic answer. I am that friend. Audrey Plaza's character, April, in Parks and Recreation is the person that constantly has a dark cloud over her head and we love it. Her lines are almost 99% pure, sarcastic gold and never fail to leave us with a laugh. We can also probably count the amount of times she has smiled on one hand. Here are a few of her best one liners for situations we have probably come across a time or two.
1. When you're not a hugger.
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2. When you're actually sad the plans got canceled.
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3. Basically any social situation without your friends.
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4. Whenever someone tells you to smile more.
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5. When you have to do an icebreaker in class and tell them about yourself.
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6. All post grad inquires about how you are doing.
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7. When you realize you went too far.
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8. When you almost died last night and you wake up without a hangover.
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9. When you go out and run into all the people you went to high school with.
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10. Every time I see a dog and remember I like them better than most people.
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11. When you tell your friends a joke you thought was hilarious and they don't laugh.
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12. When a cute guy gives you a complement and you try to react normally.
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13. After doing anything slightly productive.
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14. When you're not involved in the drama in the group text, but what to be included.
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15. When someone tries to get you to do outdoor activities.
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