1. You start getting hungry for lunch 5 minutes after you finish breakfast

2. You've created a life where you have more than 3 meals a day.

3. You see the everyday beauty in food.

4. You basically eat every hour, on the hour.

5. If you go longer than 2 hours without food, you're basically withering away to nothing

6. You always have food with you, somewhere.

7. Food is hands down, the longest, most stable relationship you've ever had.

8. You've thought about stabbing your significant other/best friend/parent when they try and "share" your snack

9. You have snuck a snack during Thanksgiving Dinner

10. You feel no shame in asking the waiter for more free bread.

11. The worst thing you've ever heard come out of your significant other's mouth is "wanna split a pizza"

12. You've actually cancelled plans because pizza and wine in bed sounds way more appealing

13. You've had to pay for food at the grocery store that you already started eating

14. You've burnt your mouth more times than you can count because who has the patience to wait for food to cool