He is the master of all things meat and America. He is the one, the only, Ron Swanson and he really just gets it.

1. He understands that the amount of food you consume at each meal is in direct correlation with your success in life. More food equals more happiness, more happiness equals more success. 

and he is very in tune with who he is.

2. His stance on ex's is right in line with mine.  

3. As an esteemed member of the Pawnee government, he is a true patriot and a master of American history. 

4. He is a masterful outdoorsman AND a published author. 

5. He is equally as fascinated  by the people you see at the health food store. Going to Whole Foods and Trader Joe's is a lot like journeying into the jungle. 

6. Like anyone with a soul and a brain, he hates skim milk and liars. 

7. He is the perfect, law abiding citizen.

8. He knows the formula for the perfect party (take notes, social chairs).

9. And when the party is over, he alone holds the secret method to avoiding a hangover like a man. 

10. He is a fountain of knowledge and will make sure anyone who tries to suggest otherwise is made aware of his wide reaching talents. 

11. He does not make excuses for anything. 

12. Ron knows that anyone with common sense, a heart and some kind of direction in life prefers dogs over cats. 

13. He knows how to keep his distance from people and let them know when they have overstepped their bounds. 

14. He eats like a real man. 

Ron Swanson is the ultimate man. He is honest, straight-foward, meat loving and permanently hungry. If he wasn't a fictional character from Parks and Recreation, I would totally marry him.