There comes a time in life when we are introduced to the lovely world of coffee. I was introduced at the age of 3 when my mom let me have "coffee milk," which basically is coffee watered down with milk. From ages 3 to 9, I drank it just like that. I watched "Gilmore Girls" recently and realized I am, in fact, a coffee addict. Here are 10 signs that you are just like myself, Rory, and Lorelai Gilmore.
1. Early mornings mean coffee.
How does one function in the morning without coffee? I mean, seriously, are you even a real person?
2. If someone asks what you want...I mean the answer is coffee.
It could be 10:00 p.m. or 4 a.m. and you'd still be wanting coffee. Seriously, there is never a bad hour for coffee. Especially in the morning...and night...and afternoon.
3. You know the difference between real coffee and fake coffee.
People who honestly think that frappuccinos are actual coffee are so wrong. It's clearly fake coffee. I drink them, too, but I mean real coffee is strong, black coffee with cream and sugar.
4. You get your personality from coffee.
Let's be real, if it wasn't for your love for coffee, you'd be a zombie, therefore no personality. So coffee is truly the saving grace for personality and other people's lives
5. When you have a relationship with your barista, and they realize how bad of an addict you are, they actually have to ask you how many cups you've had so you don't die from caffeine overdose .
I've had this problem before. Once, I went to Starbucks five times in one day. The barista counted. They know your order, so they know it's you ordering. If you're like me and work dreadfully early morning shifts, or have 8 a.m. classes, sometimes five cups of coffee isn't terrible....
6. Trying to be human and function without coffee is impossible.
You can't function, you just can't. Coffee fuels your body and if you don't have coffee in your body, then words become gibberish and standing simply does not happen.
7. When someone asks about your view on coffee.
When people ask, I mean seriously coffee is a desperate cry for survival.
8. When your barista cuts you off, you have to use your friends to feed your addiction.
Baristas can and will cut you off and when they do, it's hell for you, so I mean desperate times call for desperate measures.
9. The perfect man must love coffee as much as you (if that's even possible).
He could look like Channing Tatum, but if he likes coffee he becomes like 10x hotter. If he doesn't like coffee, major turn off.
10. Bad days call for more than just coffee in a cup.
I mean I don't understand why doctors don't just carry caffeine IV's. They could save someone's life.
11. Coffee is a must and not having it isn't safe.
I'm all for zen and relaxation, but seriously? No caffeine? Are you determined to have someone murder someone else?
12. Your friends just know.
True friends know you have an addiction and will help feed it. They also know exactly how you like your coffee.
13. You'll take your coffee any way.
Oh hell just give me coffee beans.
14. Coffee is needed to breathe.
Coffee is my oxygen. That stuff I breathe in is invisible coffee no one else can see...
Coffee isn't always the best for you, but I mean if you go to a place and they serve coffee in bowls instead of normal sized cups, Hell I'll take it morning afternoon and evening. There's never a bad time for coffee, and let;s be real, it's the reason we haven't killed anyone yet.
