Sometimes being a normal person is really hard, and let's be honest, who has it figured out better than your mom? I swear it's like as soon as you become a mother, you're given a book of never ending knowledge of how to do absolutely everything. Here are some of the things you totally call you're mom about when you're at school.
1. "Hey, do you think I can still eat this?"
I mean it's been in my fridge for like 3 days (or was it 8...?) but it doesn't smell bad...?
2. "Hi! Do I put the detergent then the softener? Are they the same thing?"
I'm still a little new to the whole laundry thing.
3. "Wait okay so I'm not supposed to substitute all other liquid intake for coffee...?"
I'M JUST SO TIRED!
4. "Can you just send me a picture of the dog?"
I need my daily dose of fluff.
5. "I'm ready to kill this girl, she is so rude but for some reason everyone likes her so like, I have to vent to you."
Do you ever just not get it?
6. "I GOT AN A ON THAT TEST I THOUGHT I FAILED!"
Maybe I'll graduate after all!!!!!!
7. "Soooo...I failed that test I thought I failed..."
....or not!!!
8. "I ran out of mac and cheese what do I do?"
Caf food just isn't an option today, but I ran out of mac and cheese. Do I activate crisis mode or...?
9. "Can you mail me some ravioli or something? Is that a thing? It should be a thing."I really miss your homemade meals.
10. "My symptoms are x, y, and z do you think I'm dying? Already dead?"
Idk, WebMD says I'm a dead cat.
11. *hysterically cries because I finished a series I was too attached to*
It's honestly one of the most tragic things.
12. "Hey I know it's 12 AM but whatever happened to Aunt Brenda????"
Oh she wasn't my aunt? Wait she lives in Canada?
13. "Can't wait to see you over break!"
I'm counting the days until I can see you and pester you with my nonsense!
14. "Hi! I just wanted to say I love you."
And I miss you.