It's here, the moment we have all been waiting for: Thanksgiving break. You finally get a few days off from the stress of school and get to spend some quality time at home. Here are some thoughts every student has over their break.
1. Wow, I missed home.
After weeks of living in a tiny dorm room surrounded by drunk frat boys, it feels so nice to be home with the family.
2. Why can't dining hall food taste like this?
Seriously, do they even try? Everything at school is either burnt or soggy or frozen.
3. I'm going to eat everything.
Turkey? Mashed potatoes? Green bean casserole? Pumpkin pie? You bet. It's feast time.
4. I am never going to eat again.
Okay, maybe I overdid it a little bit. I should probably take a little brea-...did you say leftovers?
5. I missed my bed.
Sorry, but my twin-size dorm bed with its rock hard mattress can't live up to my cozy bed at home.
6. Can I bring my dog back to school with me?
I am having serious pet withdrawals. I think I could hide a dog from my RA, right?
7. Please stop asking me questions.
Yes, school is fine. Yes, I have friends. No, I don't know my major yet. No, I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
8. Wait, do I have homework?
You can never escape the stress of college.
9. I missed my friends.
No matter how many great friends you make at college, no one can replace your best friends from home.
10. Wasn't it just Halloween?
Seriously, time is flying by.
11. BLACK FRIDAY!!!
Nothing beats the excitement of standing in line for hours and running through Target to get the best deals of your life.
12. Let's see how much laundry I can get done while it's free.
Why pay $5 for laundry when you can drag your laundry basket all the way home for free?
13. It's already over?
That might have been the quickest break of my life.
14. Is it Christmas yet?
On to the next holiday!
