In the movies, college is all about the parties, the fun and maybe, the main character goes to one class –– once –– during the entire movie. But in real life, college has classes, and those classes have midterms, and they suck. A lot. Like a lot, a lot. These are fourteen wonderful thoughts every student has during midterm season.
1. If they're called midterms, why do they happen starting three weeks into the semester, for the entire semester?
2. Yeah, I'd love to go out. Wait, just kidding, I have three exams in the next week.
To defeat the never ending exams!
3. I'll just live in the library instead, it's fine.
4. I promise I'll go home at one.
5. OK, maybe later than one.
Five points to the last sucker in the library.
6. I really should've started studying for this earlier.
7. Nobody mind me while I just nap real fast; I haven't exactly been sleeping much.
*Quietly puts head down right in the middle of the library*
8. I'm just gonna take a really short break, just for a little bit.
Let's be honest, it probably isn't.
9. I will get off Facebook in exactly five minutes and go back to work.
10. Wait, I missed the five minute mark? OK, another five, and then I swear I'll do work.
I solemnly swear I will do some work, at some point tonight.
11. If I have to look at this for one second longer, I am going to tear my hair out.
Otherwise known as 'studying this information makes me want to kill someone.'
12. Maybe I just won't study and see what happens.
13. I hate this class, I hate this major, I hate this school, I hate everything.
What am I doing with my life?
