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14 Things You Are Sure To Know If You Are A Makeup Hoarder

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14 Things You Are Sure To Know If You Are A Makeup Hoarder
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Uh oh. Confession time: I am obsessed with makeup. I spend way too much money on palettes that are identical and the women in Sephora seem to recognize my face. Here are 10 things you know if you are like me and collecting makeup until every drawer is full.

1. Whenever a friend asks you for a makeup suggestion, you get extremely excited.

Some of my friends that are not makeup fanatics like me come to me for advice on what palette to buy or which mascara is the best on the market. I always have my immediate suggestions and the cheaper options handy.

2. You probably own almost, if not all the Urban Decay Naked palettes.

Oops. I've been collecting them since the first. I can't seem to stop myself.

3. When you find that amazing makeup product, you have to rave about it to your fellow makeup junkies.

For me, it's the Kat Von D INK Liner, NOT the Tattoo Liner like most believe. It does not move. Try it.

4. The feeling of finding a fellow makeup hoarder is wonderful.

One of my best friends is a fellow collector like me and I know we can talk to each other about the new palettes all the time.

5. If someone asks you to do their makeup, your heart skips 5 beats.

I adore giving my friends a little makeover and showing off my collection a bit! It's just too fun!

6. Your drawers are probably spilling out, but you still know where everything is.

Taking my makeup to college was the worst possible thing. My desk is not full of books like normal people, unless you count makeup books.

7. You could be broke, but you still really need that new liquid lipstick.

I don't understand what it is, but I just need to spend every penny on makeup.

8. Speaking of liquid lipstick, you can't seem to leave the house without lipstick on.

Even if it's the nudest shade you have, you can't do it.

9. You also can't leave without setting your face.

I seem to always repurchase the Urban Decay All Nighter Setting Spray.

10. When a product breaks or is out of stock, you seem to die a little.

I have no words. I hate airplanes.

11. You always feel bad dragging a non makeup lover into Sephora.

Sorry Dylan! Please don't get lipstick on your elbow again.

12. When you get up in the morning and are way too excited to put on your makeup.

I definitely feel like this after putting on my face.

13. You definitely feel like this when you put way to much highlighter on.

"Highlight to the gods!"

14. Sephora is your happy place.


"Honey I'm home!"

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