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14 Things We Learned From John Tucker Must Die

"What are you girls doing?" "Destroying a man."

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14 Things We Learned From John Tucker Must Die

1. Middle school was rough for everyone.

2. Your best friends shouldn't use you or try to manipulate you.

3. Don't mess with a girl you've burned in the past.

4. Ladies hold all the power in relationships -- especially if you're a fake cheerleader trying to catfish the captain of the basketball team.

5. Beautiful doesn't necessarily mean coordinated.

6. Chocolate really does make everything better.

7. Boys have feelings too.

8. Not included with sexy lingerie: Brittany Snow's body.

9. Nice guys always finish FIRST.

10. Even when our moms drive us crazy, they usually know best.

11. Don't give a boy estrogen supplements. The aftermath is too sad to watch.

12. Apparently high schoolers have the bodies of chiseled grown men.

13. And most importantly, always be yourself.

14. Through the ups and downs, true friends always know how to make you smile.

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