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14 Things to Tell Your Friends On Galentine's Day (by Leslie Knope)

"What's Galentine's Day? Oh it's only the best day of the year." --Leslie Knope

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14 Things to Tell Your Friends On Galentine's Day (by Leslie Knope)

No one does Galentine’s Day like Leslie Knope! As "Parks and Recreation" fans know, Galentine’s Day is a variation on Valentine’s Day, and it celebrates female friendships. Whether you’re in a relationship or not, this holiday is the perfect excuse for an all-female get-together. From hosting a party to going out with your friends, Galentine’s Day is always fun and, hopefully, a drama-free way to celebrate the holiday. So, to get you into the spirit, here are just a few things you could tell your friends on Galentine’s Day (as told by Leslie Knope). We can all learn something from Ann and Leslie's friendship. Feel free to go overboard with the compliments.

1. "You are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox."

2. "You beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby."

3. "You opalescent tree shark."

4. "I'll never lasso another heifer as fine as you."

5. "You are the most beautiful, glowing, sun goddess ever."

6. "You beautiful tropical fish."

7. "You rainbow-infused space unicorn."

8. "I mean, you're definitely gonna find a wonderful guy who loves you and respects you and fills your home with multi-ethnic genius babies."

9. "You beautiful sunflower."

10. "You beautiful spinster, I will find you love."

11. "Sperm that is worth of your perfect eggs does not grow on trees."

12. "But you are so brilliant and kind and stupid hot."

13. "You cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish."

14. "You poetic and noble land-mermaid."

Now that you've been inspired by Leslie and Ann's friendship, get out there and let your friends know what they mean to you!

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