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14 Things That Happen When You Date A Sorority Girl

Sugar, Spice, and everything Srat. These were the ingredients for the perfect sorority girl. What happens next...

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14 Things That Happen When You Date A Sorority Girl

Sorority Girls. Either you love them or hate them, but what is really like to date one of them? Let me tell you, this brings dating within the Greek system to its meaning. Not only will she show you off at date parties, she will shower you with crafts and a personalized cooler she's been working on for over a month now.


1. You will constantly wear her letters

It's automatic marking of the territory.

2. You realize you're the third wheel when she's with her big

If you hang out with her big, there's a 99% chance you will be the third wheel.

3.You'll lose track of how many date parties you go to.

4. You'll (hopefully) learn the names of designer jewelry.

Kendra Scott, Michael Kors, and Tory Burch makes a girl extremely weak in the knees.

5. You throw what she knows.

Do not, I repeat, do not throw another chapters' hand sign when you are with her.

6. You'll learn never to get on her sisters' bad side.

Do not underestimate the power of sisters.


7. And she will send screenshots to the group message if you screw up

Sometimes a sisters' conversation consists with only screenshots and that's okay.

8. The sorority squat becomes a second nature.

Every day is {sorority} squat day.

9. Formal is equivalent to prom.

One less lonely girl {at formal}.

10. Chivalry is expected, not dead.

Just open the door, boys.

11. You learn her songs because she will sing them. Non-stop.

"If I hear you sing 'Boom Boom' one more time...."

12. You will become her mover on move-in day.

And the only day a boy could come upstairs.

13. Endless supply of coolers

Birthday? Cooler. Formal? Cooler. Christmas Gift? Cooler.

14. Attending her philanthropy events and understanding her love for her charity

You love Pizookie's, I love Pizookie's, go to ADPi Pizookie night.


Ignore the negative connotation sororities have and go find yourself a sorority girl to treat right. We aren't all that bad.

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