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14 Things That Are Better Than Boys

No valentine? No problem!

Katie Dinsmoore

Feb 13, 2017

Auburn University

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Valentine's Day is just around the corner, so there's no better time for single ladies to re-evaluate their perspectives on relationships. If you're feeling lonely this February, just think about all of the things in life that are usually better than boys. Be warned, most of these things are food.

1. Chick-Fil-A Sauce

Okay, really, it's a number three eight count with a lemonade AND Chick-Fil-A sauce, but that's a little too wordy. Get lost in the sauce.

2. Puppies

Need I say more?

3. Pasta

Pasta of all kinds! Fettuccine, Ravioli, Rigatoni, it's all wonderful.

4. McDonald's All Day Breakfast

Hotcakes would never break your heart.

5. A Good Nap

Not just any nap; the kind that makes you think you just woke up from a coma. The naps that are only induced by a good meal and too much free time.

6. Finishing A Book

I would suggest one that doesn't give outlandish, unrealistic expectations about love.

7. Spending 12 Hours Watching Ru Paul's Drag Race

No regrets.

8. Coffee

Is it possible to ask an inanimate object to be your valentine?

9. Kittens

Unlike boys, ALL kittens are cute.

10. Turning In A Homework Assignment Before The Day It's Due

This is infinitely better than chocolate and flowers.

11. Mozzarella Sticks

I warned you that this would be mostly food.

12. Sonic's 50 Cent Corndog Day

This will ALWAYS be better than boys.

13. Concerts

I know it's not all "John Cusack" style, but let the artists serenade you.

14. Independence

You don't have to be single to be independent, but it sure does force you to be. Take time to appreciate the little things in life and worry about yourself! Don't take this special time for granted.

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Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

17. Despite all of these things, you know your parents love you.

For better or for worse

1. Pets

2. Mornings

3. Mistakes

4. Cooking for yourself

5. Hosting

6. Taking care of yourself

7. Holidays

8. Roommates

9. Keeping focused and getting stuff done

10. Cleaning

11. Social life

No, really. I'm not mad. Just hungry.

1. You’re tired of people asking you if you know what “RBF” stands for every time you zone out.

2. You’re constantly using the excuse, “I’m just tired” when people ask you if you’re mad.

3. Or “I’m just thinking.”

4. In fact, you’re rarely ever actually mad.

5. But when you are, people usually can’t tell.

6. You find other people with RBF’s and have to convince yourself that you don’t look like them.

7. You constantly remind yourself, “At least I’m not a psycho.”

Some of your best ideas come through boredom.

1. If the professor is late by one minute, I'm leaving.

2. Oh crap, that's due TODAY?!

3. Can I nap in here?

4. I wonder what they're serving at the cafeteria.

5. How much does my teacher even get paid?

6. How much will I get paid?

7. This is the longest 50 minutes of my life.

8. Maybe if I call mom, she'll give me money.

9. How much do street performers make anyway?

10. Why am I here? I could be a street performer by now.

11. Oh right, I'm not talented.

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