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14 Things We Are All Guilty Of Doing While Drunk

We're all guilty of occasionally being the drunk friend.

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14 Things We Are All Guilty Of Doing While Drunk
Michaela Bozeman

Let's face it, we all have those nights when we have a little too much to drink and we make complete fools of ourselves. I mean, I know I can't be the only one. We've all been the drunk friend or had to take care of the drunk friend at some point, and sometimes it's no fun. Everything seems like such an amazing idea when you've got a little alcohol in your system, but we almost always wake up the next morning wondering where the heck we went wrong. Here are just a few things that almost everyone does (and regrets) when they've been drinking.........

1. We dance.

Just because the tequila tells us we can, doesn't mean that we actually can.

2. We pass out in weird places.

Whether it be at a table in Taco Bell or in a stranger's bathroom, we've all done it.

3. We lose things.


"Wait.....did I leave my license at the bar?"

4. We text our manager at work about how attractive we find them.


Everyone does this......right?

5. We turn into Beyonce.


I know a few people who can't carry a tune in a bucket (like myself), but give them a few vodka sprite's and they turn into the best performer in the world. Or so they think.

6. We think we're invincible.


"Hold my beer and watch this!"

7. We become more clumsy than we already are.

*trips over feet and falls down

8. We spill our drinks. Everywhere.

If it's down the front of our own shirts or down a strangers back, it's embarrassing either way.

9. We turn into "Woo girls."


We all know a woo girl.

10. We call our exes.


This never ends well.

11. We try to convince everyone that we aren't drunk, when we clearly are.

"I swear I'm not drunk!!"

12. We cry.



"I swear I'm not crying!" *as tears are streaming down person's face

13. We love EVERYONE.



Just think of drunk girls in bathrooms.

14. Swearing we'll never drink again...

.....and ending up back at the bar next weekend.

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